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         DA(m)NNEWS jsou (c) Daniel Doekal, Praha, esk republika
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     Bezplatn elektronick noviny a magazn Regionu 42 FidoNet st.
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       Vydvno nepravideln (velice), vydavatel 2:420/77@FidoNet.
         Published unregural (very), publisher 2:420/77@FidoNet.


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                                     Obsah

1. FidoNet,Internet,Komunikace  .............................................  1
   Co je treba pro pripojeni do Internetu  ..................................  1
2. OS/2  ....................................................................  7
   CODA PRAHA BBS, OS/2 a st  .............................................  7
   IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog  ..............................  9
   IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog  .............................. 10
   IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog  .............................. 11
   IBM SHIPS 5M COPIES OF OS/2 --EARNS 37TH INDUSTRY RECOGNITION AWARD  ..... 12
   Advanced Server for WorkGroup  ........................................... 14
3. DOS (Dumb Operating System)  ............................................. 15
   Interlnk Cannot Access CD-ROM Drives  .................................... 15
4. SHAREWARE  ............................................................... 16
   SHAREWARE soubory  ....................................................... 16
   CODA PRAHA BBS, Norton Guide  ............................................ 18
5. Inzerce  ................................................................. 22
6. ScienceFiction a Fantasy  ................................................ 23
   CODA PRAHA BBS, Star Trek prehledy dilu  ................................. 23
   Tie of the Beholder  ..................................................... 24
7. Legrace a legrcky  ...................................................... 30
   M U R P H O L O G I E  ................................................... 30
   Bill Gates is getting married  ........................................... 31
   46 vc, kter se nikdy nestanou v Star Trek :-)  ........................ 34

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                          FidoNet,Internet,Komunikace
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                  Co je treba pro pripojeni do internetu


                                Jiri Orsag

               CZ-NIC a sprava domeny CZ

                       Vysoka skola chemicko-technologicka
                       Vypocetni centrum
                       Technicka 5
                       166 28 Praha 6
                       E-mail: Jiri.Orsag@vscht.cz
                       Fax   : 3116278


     Uvod

     Tento clanek popisuje administrativni ukony nezbytne pro
     pripojeni site do Internetu a jejich casove poradi.
     Komentare a navrhy na doplneni je mozno posilat na adresu
     Jiri.Orsag@vscht.cz.

     Sitova organizace poskytujici sluzby

     Pripojeni do Internetu v CR poskytuji akademicka sitova
     organizace CESNET (Ceska republika) a mezinarodni organizace
     EUnet (InterEUnet).
     Poplatky vybirane temito organizacemi zahrnuji predevsim
     podil na sdileni transoceanske linky, naklady uzlu
     zajistujicich routing a a cenu za nektere dalsi sluzby
     napr. news. Vzhledem k tomu, ze v CR zatim neni
     vybudovana vnitrni infrastruktura je pripojovani novych
     uzivatelu ponekud komplikovane. Konkretni informace o
     podminkach pripojeni je mozne ziskat u uzlu jednotlivych
     siti.

                  Internetova administrativa


     1.  Ziskani IP adresy site

     Vysvetleni

     IP adresa vasi  site  musi  byt jedinecna v celem
     Internetu. Nedodrzeni  tohoto  pravidla  muze  zpusobit
     pri pripojeni vazne problemy v smerovani provozu.

     Casove rozmezi

     Nejdrive   :    pri budovani TCP/IP site
     Nejpozdeji :    pred pripojenim do Internetu.
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     Postup

     V Internetu existuje 5 typu adres A, B, C, D a E.
     Jednotlive tridy jsou popsany v nasledujici tabulce:

     Typ     Rozsah bloku       Pocet adres     Pocet pocitacu
               pro typ            pro typ         pro adresu
     ----------------------------------------------------------
      A      1.0.0.0-126.0.0.0           126        16777214
      B    128.1.0.0-191.254.0.0       16383           65534
      C    192.1.1.0-223.255.254.0   2097151             254
      D    224.0.0.0-239.255.255.255         multicast
      E    240.0.0.0-254.255.255.255        rezervovano

     Pro site mohou byt prideleny pouze adresy prvnich tri typu.
     Bourlivy rozvoj internetu vedl k rychlemu zaplnovani
     adresoveho prostoru. V cervnu 1992 bylo prideleno 38 % z
     adres typu A, 45 % z adres typu B a pouze 2 % z adres typu
     C. Tato situace vedla k zmene politiky v pridelovani adres,
     tak aby zustala zachovano dostatecna rezerva adres pro
     budouci zasadni zmenu adresace. Protoze adresy typu A a B
     predstavuji 75 % celkoveho adresoveho prostoru byly
     podstatne zprisneny pozadavky na prideleni adres techto
     typu. Podminky pro prideleni adresy typu B predpokladaji,
     ze zadatel planuje vice nez 32 subnetu a zaroven ma vice
     nez 4096 pripojenych pocitacu, adresa typu A muze byt
     pridelena pro site s vice nez 65000 pocitaci [AAAA, BBBB].
     Aby se zpomalil rust velikosti routovacich tabulek, byl
     zaveden tzv. supernetting (CIDR). Podrobny popis CIDR je
     mozne nalezt v [1338, REKHTER]. CIDR predpoklada
     pridelovani skupin adres typu C, tak aby tvorily blok, ktery
     bude mozno routovat jako celek. To znamena, ze pocet
     pridelenych adres musi byt mocninou 2 (1,2,4,8,16 adres) a
     ze blok musi zacinat tak, aby bylo mozno rozsirit masku
     site. Zaroven musi mit zadatel mnohem vice jasno o zpusobu
     pripojeni sve site, aby vyhod CIDR bylo mozno vyuzit. V
     zadosti musite specifikovat jakou a tridu a pripadne kolik
     adres budete potrebovat. Je treba realisticky zhodnotit
     soucasnou situaci i predpokladany rust. Pokud budete zadat
     o adresu tridy B nebo vetsi blok adres C je treba pozadavek
     dobre zduvodnit a doplnit informace o zpusobu pripojeni
     a technicke realizaci site.
     Adresy jsou pridelovany tak, aby jednotlive bloky adres zakazniku
     vytvareli spojity blok adres poskytovatele IP pripojeni.
     Proto je treba uz v okamziku zadosti o adresu rozhodnout o zpusobu
     budouciho pripojeni. Doporucujeme pozadat o prideleni IP adresy
     i kdyz predpokladate pripojeni vasi site do Internetu az pozdeji
     (do jednoho roku). Ale doporucujeme neplytvat adresovym prostorem
     u aplikaci, ktere jsou uz svou povahou omezeny na lokalni sit.
     Celosvetovy tlak na efektivni vyuzivani adresniho prostoru ma
     za nasledek provadeni kontrol vyuziti IP adres s naslednym
     pozadavkem na vraceni pridelenych adres.
     Pridelovani adres v ramci Evropy je koordinovano RIPE
     (Reseaux IP Europeens) NCC (Network Coordination Centre),
     ktery delegoval tuto pravomoc pro CR na CZ-NIC. Informace
     o pridelenych sitovych adresach jsou udrzovany jak v
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     databazi Internicu, tak v databazi RIPE. Informacni
     databaze RIPE je pouzivana administratory IP siti pri
     reseni problemu v siti. Mnoho evropskych siti provadi
     propagaci routovacich informaci na zaklade zaznamu
     obsazenych v teto databazi. Proto bez registrace v databazi
     RIPE muzete mit radu problemu s pripojitelnosti.
     Registrace v databazi RIPE umozni resit pripadne problemy
     pri vasem pripojeni apod. Proto CZ-NIC zrizuje zaznam pro vasi
     sit automaticky pri prideleni IP adresy.
     Vyplneny formular A poslete v digitalni i tistene forme na
     adresu CZ-NIC. Pokud nejste pripojeni do E-mail muzete
     dodat formulare na diskete. V zadnem pripade vsak zatim
     nejsme schopni zajistovat prepisovani vasich formularu.



     Vysledek

     Pres E-mail (fax, posta) obdrzite pridelenou adresu.
     Registrace trva kolem 10 dnu.


     2.  Uzavreni dohody s tuzemskym poskytovatelem pripojeni

     Vysvetleni

     Uzivatel musi uzavrit kontrakt s organizaci poskytujici
     pripojeni. Dohoda zahrnuje podminky uctovani a specifikaci
     poskytovanych sluzeb.  Soucasti dohody je i zavazek
     organizace dodrzovat pravidla provozu na siti vyplyvajici
     ze smluvnich zavazku poskytovatele. Podrobnejsi informace
     je mozne ziskat od poskytovatele pripojeni.

     Casove rozmezi

     Nejdrive  : kdykoliv
     Nejpozdeji: kdyz budete potrebovat pripojeni


     3.  Zadost o pripojeni do NSFnetu

     Vysvetleni

     Americka vladni organizace NSF (National Science
     Foundation) financuje nejvetsi svetovou IP paterni sit
     (NSFnet). Nektere Internetove uzly je dosazitelne pouze
     pres NSFnet, vetsina uzlu je vsak dosazitelna jak pres NSFnet,
     tak pres CIX (sdruzeni komercnich siti). Protoze NSFnet je
     financovan z vladnich zdroju jsou zadosti o pristup do NSFnetu
     reseny pripad od pripadu.

     Casove rozmezi

     Nejdrive :     po zaneseni do databaze RIPE a po uzavreni
                    dohody o pripojeni
     Nejpozdeji:    kdyz chcete pouzivat NSFnet
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     Postup

     Pokud chcete pouzivat pro dopravu vasich paketu NSFnet
     musite se zavazat, ze budete dodrzovat pravidla pro provoz
     NSFnetu. Aktualni verze techto pravidel je v priloze B. Pro
     ziskani pristupu do NSFnetu je treba, poslat E-mail s
     zadosti o povoleni pristupu a zavazkem dodrzovat pravidla
     stanovena NSF na adresu sveho backbone resp. uzlu
     poskytujiciho pripojeni do zahranici. Vyrizeni vasi zadosti
     muze urychlit strucny popis vasich vyzkumnych kontaktu s
     uzly na NSFnetu. Rozhodnuti o vasi zadosti je ciste
     zalezitosti NSF a zadny poskytovatel pripojeni nemuze
     zarucit uspesne vyrizeni vasi zadosti. Soucasti zadosti o
     pristup do NSFnetu je u siti pripojenych pres akademickou sit
     je i zadost o vyuziti statem financovanych linek u nas
     a v Rakousku a o sponzorovani linky pres ocean. EUnet poskytuje
     pripojeni jak s pristupem do NSFnetu, tak s pristupem do siti
     CIX (pro ciste komercni provoz). Vyrizeni zadosti o pristup do
     NSFnetu trva kolem 14 dnu, v pripade problemu do 1 mesice.


     4.  Registrace domeny druhe urovne pod domenou cz


     Vysvetleni

     IP adresy pridelovane jednotlivym sitim neobsahuji
     informace o typu nebo umisteni site. Tyto informace jsou
     obsazeny v domenovych jmenech jednotlivych pocitacu. Vazbu
     mezi IP adresami a domenovymi jmeny zajistuje celosvetova
     databaze nazyvana Domain Name System (dale DNS). Domenova
     jmena se skladaji z rady urovni, postupne blize a blize
     specifikujicich prislusny pocitac.  Nejvyssi uroven
     oznacovana jako top level domain (dale TLD) je tvorena bud
     ISO kodem zeme (cz pro Cesko) nebo oborovym oznacenim (com,
     mil, edu, gov, org, net, int, nato). Za spravu TLD cz
     zodpovida CZ-NIC na VSCHT Praha. Vzhledem k tomu, ze DNS se pouzivaji
     v siti EUnet k smerovani provozu E-mailu muzete mit
     registrovanou domenu i pri pripojeni komutovanymi linkami
     s protokolem uucp (MX zaznam).


     Casove rozmezi

     Nejdrive :     pri pripojeni k Internetu
     Nejpozdeji:    kdyz chcete pouzivat domenovou adresaci a
                    mate dva fungujici nameservery nebo zajistene
            routovani elektronicke posty


     Postup

     Dulezitou otazkou je volba jmena domeny druhe urovne. Toto
     jmeno by melo by kratke, snadno zapamatovatelne a
     umoznujici identifikaci organizace. Ne vzdy je mozne splnit
     vsechny pozadavky soucasne a v Internetu existuje rada
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     prikladu, jak hloupa jmena lze zvolit.  Musite si vsak
     uvedomit, ze v okamziku, kdy uzivatele zacnou domenovou
     adresu pouzivat, je zmena velmi obtizna. Meli byste se
     vyhnout domenam druhe urovne shodnym s jmeny TLD i shode s
     rozsirenymi jmeny druhe urovne. Jiste neni vhodne pouzit
     domenu icl.cz pro Institut ceske literatury nebo ibm.cz pro
     novy privatizacni fond. Jiste se take uzivatelum
     nezavdecite ani tak vystiznou adresou jako je
     x.y@dept-phys.univ-ceske-budejovice.cz. Svou zadost o
     registraci domeny druhe urovne (formular C) poslete na
     adresu hostmaster@vscht.cz. Doba na vyrizeni je kolem 10
     dnu.

     5.  Registrace reversni DNS zony v domene in-addr.arpa

     Vysvetleni

     Reversni DNS umoznuji urcit z IP adresy domenove jmeno.
     Tento typ DNS se pouziva u "overovani totoznosti" uzivatelu
     nekterych sluzeb na Internetu (napr. anonymni ftp servery).
     Mechanismus reversni DNS je oddelen od mechanismu "primeho"
     DNS, to ovsem znamena, ze musite registrovat kazdy svuj
     pocitac dvakrat, jednou pro prime a podruhe pro reversni
     DNS. Pro reversni DNS je treba registrovat kazdou sit v
     domene in-addr.arpa.

     Casove rozmezi

     Nejdrive :     mate dva pripojene nameservery
     Nejpozdeji:    kdyz chcete pouzivat sluzby vyuzivajici
                    reversni DNS

     Postup

     Musite mit alespon dva fungujici nameservery s reversni
     zonou popisujici vasi sit. Nameservery muzete provozovat
     bud sami nebo o tuto sluzbu muzete nektery uzel. Pokud
     servery funguji musite poslat vyplneny registracni formular
     (formular C) na adresu hostmaster@vscht.cz. Formular musi
     byti odeslan registrovanou technickou nebo administrativni
     osobou. Vyrizeni trva kolem 14 dnu.

     6.  Aktualizace informaci o vasi siti

     Tim mate vyrizenou veskerou Internetovskou administrativu.
     Dale je nutne, abyste prubezne aktualizovali obsah databazi
     a posilali vsechny zmeny na adresu hostmaster@vscht.cz.

Literatura:
[RFC AAAA] Elise Gerich:      Guidelines for Management of IP
                              Address Space, rijen 1992
[RFC BBBB] Claudio Topolcic:  Schedule for IP Address Space
                              Guidelines, rijen 1992
[RFC 1338] RFC 1338, CIDR Addressing Scheme
[REKHTER ] Draft-rekhter-ipaddress-guide-02.txt

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Prilohy a formulare, vypustene pro strucnost, stejne jako tento
text muzete ziskat pres E-mail.


Posledni oprava: 5. listopadu 1993
SHA podpis:      0VZaJy0KdGvV/SKH2W1u6s4d.ti.zr

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                                      OS/2
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 Ŀ
         Area 226 - OS/2 sov programy a soubory         
 

BMR_100.ZIP    80838 93-04-18 [000] OS/2 utilitka pro zpracovn pop-up pjmu
                                    zprv v NetWare prosted, umonuje t
                                    poslat zprvy.
DAYTIME.ZIP    36958 94-04-20 [000] Server and client programs for
                                    synchronizing clocks under IBM TCP/IP 2.0.
                                    There is one server program (the
                                    daytimed.exe daemon) and a client program
                                    (daytime.exe) along with source.
GOPHER.ZIP    119435 94-04-07 [000] Gopher v.1.61 - an OS/2 Presentation
                                    Manager client for the Internet Gopher
                                    protocol, as originally developed at the
                                    University of Minnesota. - You must have
                                    OS/2 TCP/IP (Version 1.2.1 or later) to
                                    use Gopher.
GOSERV.ZIP     60163 94-02-04 [000] GopHer Server pro OS/2 2.x, klient-server
                                    protokol pro hledn a zskvn text.
LANACS2X.ZIP  120342 94-04-19 [000] some replacement modules for LANACS V2.0
LANSTART.ZIP   21986 93-11-16 [000] Folder pracujc shodn jako STARTUP folder
                                    ale pouze pot co je sprvn sputna s.
LSP135B1.DSK  694784 94-04-30 [000] IBM LAN Server 3.0 ServicePak - IP07045
                                    U.S.(3.50") Lan Support Program 1.3
LTIMES31.ZIP  213827 94-04-07 [000] LA Times 3.1 for OS/2 - a 32-bit
                                    multi-threaded PM application for reading
                                    NNTP news via internet. This program
                                    requires IBM TCP/IP V1.2.1 or later and
                                    OS/2 2.0 or later, and access to an NNTP
                                    news server.
LWPOS2.TXT     15374 93-06-21 [000] Instalan soubor pro LWP OS/2 v3.0
                                    upraven pro prci s OS/2 2.1
MAXIFTP.ZIP    42910 94-02-03 [000] Internetovsk penosov program.
                                    Alternativa standartnmu FTP.
MAXIFTP3.ZIP   34694 94-03-22 [000] MaxiFTP v3: A full featured FTP client for
                                    OS/2 (like NCFTP) - requires the rxFtp
                                    package and an FTP stack compatible with
                                    IBM's TCP/IP for OS/2 v. 1.2.1 or 2.0.  It
                                    has only been tested under OS/2 2.1 and
                                    TCP/IP 1.2.1.
MNET10.ZIP      5057 93-02-17 [000] REXX program pro generovn NET.CFG soubor
                                    pro OS/2 pracovn stanice.
NETPM101.ZIP  232550 94-04-17 [000] LAN administrator and performance monitor
NETV20C1.ZIP  452330 94-04-07 [000] Fixes for the NetBIOS over TCP/IP Kit for
                                    TCP/IP 2.0 (and 1.2.1) - CSD UB09313
PCNFSD-2.ZIP   68006 94-03-22 [000] port of Sun's PCNFSD to OS/2 with IBM
                                    TCP/IP 2.0 based on pcnfsd 1.4
PINGAL12.ZIP    1795 94-03-22 [000] PINGAL.CMD: A host alarm for TCP/IP 1.2.1
                                    for OS/2 - will ring an alarm whenever the
                                    condition of the specified host has
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                                    changed (either connection established or
                                    lost).
RXLN11.ZIP    185853 94-02-11 [000] RexxLan/2, programtorsk API pro IBM LAN
                                    Server a kompatibiln st.
SHUFF110.ZIP   33213 94-03-22 [000] [NO DESCRIPTION, INFORM SYSOP]
SLIPMODS.ZIP    2021 94-03-22 [000] Modifications to David Bolen's rexx script
                                    so that multiple waitstrings are allowed.
                                    This gives the possibility of redialing in
                                    a simple way. It also allows more complex
                                    interaction with the remote system.
                                    Examples are also provided.
TCAPR1.ZIP    301914 94-05-07 [000] TCP/IP for OS/2 v.1.21 and TCP/IP for OS/2
                                    v.2.0 APARS version 1.11 (date 94/05/03) -
                                    VIEWable INF file
TCPSTART.ZIP   39358 94-01-23 [000] Informace o tom jak zat s TCP/IP v rmci
                                    OS/2.
UR39501.EXE   527977 94-02-12 [000] Lan Station Manger CSD UR39501, disketa .
                                    1
WSODOC1.ZIP   546387 93-05-07 [000] NetWare Requester for OS/2 kompletn
                                    dokumentace. POSTSCRIPT formt pipraven
                                    pro tisk.

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               IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog


QCONFG.ZIP                Date Issued - January 20, 1993
Ver.  1.09                Latest Issue - Feb. 21, 1994
Author: Norris Couch     IBM Boca Raton FL.

3 programs, all the same report, but an OS/2 version, DOS version, and a
Bi-Modal verion to report you system configuration. Output can be
redirected to another file or a printer.

Updated with fixes, now works to identify a 486...

------------------------------------------------------------------------

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               IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog

BN2SRC.ZIP                      Date Issued - August 5, 1993
Author: Kennneth A. Kahn          IBM Poughkeepsie N.Y.
BIN2SRC Version 1.00

The BIN2SRC utilities convert Binary Data Files to equivalent High Level
Language Structures. You can add the conversion directly into source code
for the C, MASM or RC compilers.

The following utilities come with the package:

 BIN2MASM  =  Translates Binary Data to an equivalent MASM DB Structure
 BIN2C     =  Translates Binary Data to an equivalent C BYTE Array
 BIN2RC    =  Translates Binary Data to a form compatable with the
               RCDATA Resource type

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               IBM OS/2 Employee Written Software Catalog

GFOLDR.ZIP              Date Issued - May 19, 1993
      Latest Release - November 9, 1993(Version 2.0)
Author: Dan Kehn           IBM Cary, NC

Group Folder

  To handle the problem of getting to an object in a folder, many users
  create a special folder to hold objects that they frequently use.  But
  often this new folder becomes filled with objects, some of which are only
  used once a month while others are used hourly.  Locating a desired
  object in such a folder can be like trying to find "a needle in a
  haystack".

  To solve the retrieval problem, Group Folder allows you to create visible
  subsections within a given folder.  Thus, you have more control over the
  organization of the contents of folders.  The grouping of related objects
  helps you locate the object you want more quickly.

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    IBM SHIPS 5M COPIES OF OS/2 --EARNS 37TH INDUSTRY RECOGNITION AWARD

  May 18, 1994

  Customers Establish Popular PC Software as Industry Standard

  AUSTIN, Texas, May 18, 1994 . . . IBM's award-winning OS/2* has become
  the industry's 32-bit PC operating system standard as evidenced by the
  shipment of the software's five millionth copy.  Since the release of
  OS/2 2.0 in March 1992, OS/2 has ranked consistently near the top of
  software best-seller lists and nabbed almost every major software award
  -- 37 prestigious honors in all -- from Technical Excellence to Readers'
  Choice to Overall Product of the Year.

  The editors of PC Magazine, an influential publication known for its
  comprehensive product testing, bestowed the honor of "Editors' Choice"
  on OS/2 2.1 in their May 31 issue.  After extensive evaluations of
  32-bit operating systems, PC Magazine recommended OS/2 over Windows** NT
  and other competitive products.  In fact, OS/2 has shipped nearly 20
  times the number of NT copies shipped to date.

  In awarding the "Editors' Choice" designation, the publication said,
  "[OS/2] impressed us with its stability, its true object-oriented GUI
  interface and strong DOS and Microsoft Windows emulation."  The
  publication rated OS/2 "Excellent" in the following categories:
  Application Development, DOS and Windows Emulation and Networking and
  Connectivity.

  "OS/2 continues to prove the skeptics wrong as it converts more and more
  users," noted industry consultant Sam Albert, president of Sam Albert
  Associates, Scarsdale, N.Y. "OS/2 is delivering today what Windows NT
  hasn't and Chicago hopes to deliver -- a reliable, industrial-strength
  32-bit operating system."

  The readers of InfoWorld, a PC publication targeted at people involved
  in all areas of computing, recently gave OS/2 top honors in two
  categories for the second consecutive year:  "Overall Product of the
  Year" and "Software Product of the Year."  In addition to sweeping these
  readers' choice awards for the second year, the editors of InfoWorld
  recognized OS/2 this year with yet another "Product of the Year"
  distinction for interoperability.

  "OS/2 2.1 was the only operating system where we could get NetWare, LAN
  Server and TCP/IP running simultaneously and still be able to run all
  our OS/2, DOS and Windows applications with RAM to spare," beamed
  Nicholas Petreley of the InfoWorld Enterprise Team.  "Combine that with
  the multitasking and powerful OS/2 Workplace Shell, and we can't imagine
  ever going back to a DOS/Windows environment."

                  Another Product of the Year Award

  Earlier this year, readers of DATAMATION also selected OS/2 as their
  "Product of the Year" for a second straight year.  OS/2 won the readers'
  choice award in the very competitive PC Software category.

  "The fact that both readers and editors of top computer publications are
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 13                  17 rv 1994


  recognizing OS/2 -- in some cases for two consecutive years -- is a
  strong testament to the growing momentum and industry-wide enthusiasm
  for OS/2," said Wally Casey, director of marketing for IBM's Personal
  Software Products division.  "Users and editors alike are demanding a
  powerful operating system, and as the growing number of awards
  illustrates, they are repeatedly choosing OS/2.  Combine this with the
  fact that we've shipped more than five million copies of OS/2 and
  there's no doubt that OS/2 is clearly the leading 32-bit PC operating
  system on the market."

  In addition to receiving top honors in the United States, OS/2 has been
  recognized around the world by numerous publications and industry
  organizations, ranging from a "Best Chinese Information Product of 1993"
  award from Taiwan's Chinese Micro-Computer Extended Foundation to a
  "1993 Must-Have Award" from Soft et Micro in France.  Most recently,
  OS/2 earned a Technical Excellence Award from France's PC Expert and was
  named "Operating System of the Year" by Germany's CHIP Magazine.

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DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 14                  17 rv 1994


                       Advanced Server for WorkGroup

  Duben 13, 1994 ... IBM ohlsilo dostupnost Advanced Server for Work-
  Groups, sestavu pednho skupinovho software od IBM a Lotus Development
  Corporation, kter spolen poskytuje vkonn een pro pracovn skupiny
  pi velice atraktivn cen.

  IBM Advanced Server for Workgroups kombinuje IBM OS/2 2.11, LAN
  Server Advanced 3.0, System Performance Monitor/2 2.0 a Lotus
  Notes 3.0 na CD-ROM s jednoduchm integrovanm manulem a video pskou
  pro ozejmen instalace. Notes software zahrnuje OS/2 Server a est
  Lotus Notes klient.

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DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 15                  17 rv 1994


================================================================================
                          DOS (Dumb Operating System)
================================================================================


TITLE     :Interlnk Cannot Access CD-ROM Drives

--------------------------------------------------------------------
The information in this article applies to:

 - Microsoft MS-DOS operating system version 6.0
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Summary:

Interlnk cannot access CD-ROM drives. Interlnk accesses drives using a
block device driver. This means that Interlnk can recognize standard drives
but not network drives. Because CD- ROM drives use a network interface,
Interlnk cannot be used to access them.

Additional reference words: 6.00
-=-=-=-=-=-

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DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 16                  17 rv 1994


================================================================================
                                   SHAREWARE
================================================================================




                                 SHAREWARE
                        --------------------------

Tato sekce obsahuje strun popisy obsahujc jmno programy, slo diskety,
klov slova a popis mnoha SHAREWARE a FREEWARE program. Mohu tyto programy
poskytnou, jde o moji soukromou "sbrku", ppadn zjemci mohou pout
NetMail na 2:420/20.6 v rmci FidoNet. 

Upozornn, v rmci tohoto pehledu jsou i mnoh poloky oznaen PRIVATE
nebo poloky, kter jsou evidentn (c) software i prodvan produkty. 
Uveden jsou jenom z dvodu e program pro tvorbu popis zatm nem
filtr pro vyjmut uritho druhu informac a disketov archiv zahrnuje
upln vechno co na disketch schovvm (tj. vetn zakoupench produkt).
Nepoadujte v dnm ppad nco co nen mon poadovat!



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PCTV4N2.ZIP     438     PC TECHNIQUES LISTINGS DISKETTE

                        PC Techniques listing diskette #2, june/july 1993.
                        OS/2 threads, Win/NT threads, Base 40 compression/
                        decompression, tel.book using Base 40 C/D, WPCoordPlace
                        unit for pascal, more pascal, sincos for pascal,
                        pascal find executable pathname, color manip. in c,
                        shadows on screen,

SIX501.EXE      436     SUCCESWARE SIX DRIVER RDD CLIPPER UPDATE 1.1C

                        Six Driver 1.1c for Clipper 5.01a, update 1.1b
                        to 1.1c

WDMAY93.ZIP     436     WINDOWS DOS DEVELOPER JOURNAL FILES

                        Windows/DOS Developer's Journal, May 1993.
                        Contains:
                        Windows NT Virtual Device Drivers for
                        Hardware-Dependent 16-Bit Applications
                        Self-Loading Device Drivers for DOS
                        Inside Windows NT Security, Part 2
                        Automatic 3-D Text and Graphics Pushbuttons
                        Windows Questions & Answers
                        Tech Tips

DOS6INFO.ARJ    437     MS DOS 6.0 TROUBLES BUGS

                        DELTREE problems, MSAV.EXE, compression software,
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 17                  17 rv 1994


                        MS BACKUP, F5 and F8 keys on Data General computers,
                        MEMMAKER optimizing floppy disk, MemMaker and
                        Periscope, disks created by SETUP /F, MSD errors,
                        TANDY problems, MemMaker faild to do undo, MSCDEX
                        and more CDROM drives, error msg after running
                        MemMaker and few hundreths more of bugs!

RATAGN01.ARJ    437     BBS RA TAGGING

                        File door allowing select (tag) new files or
                        search and tag wanted files.

RATAGS01.ARJ    437     BBS RA TAGGING

                        File door allowing search via keyword or file name
                        and tag wanted.

TD-280.ZIP      437     TAPEDOOR BBS

                        TapeDoor 2.8 is door program allowing access to
                        Colorado tape drives for users.

SIX52.ZIP       437     SUCCESWARE SIX DRIVER RDD CLIPPER 5.2 1.1C UPGRADE

                        Upgrades Six Driver 1.1b to 1.1x Clipper 5.2 capable.

RMASTR36.ZIP    437     RASTER EDITOR ICON SPRITE GRAPHICS

                        Allows creating of small Sprite/Icon like graphics
                        images in ICO, CEL, PCX and BMP formats.

QLKAID12.ZIP    437     D'BRIDGE QBBS BBS ECHOMAIL

                        Utility for D'Bridge+QBBS combination, will read
                        D'B echomail history and will creat list of echo
                        area names.

FTNOTE.ZIP      437     ???? problems with unpacking, probably damaged ????

FIXIT.ZIP       437     CLIPPER LIBRARY FIX

                        Replaces all CLIPPER501 with CLIPPER520 to allow
                        5.01 libraries be used with 5.2 without stupid
                        symbols reported when linking. Source included.

20MEMU.ZIP      437     OS/2 MEMORY USAGE MONITOR

                        IBM made memory usage monitor, it's very good one
                        and it requires .SYS driver in CONFIG.SYS

REGN11.EXE      437     REGNODE ENDNODE FILE DISTRIBUTION MAILER BBS

                        RegNode and EndNode are files used for registration
                        of nodes in file distribution networks.

PROMIS.EXE      437     3COM DRIVERS PROMISCUOUS
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 18                  17 rv 1994


                        3COM ODI drivers for:
                        3c501, 3c503, 3c505, 3c507, 3c509, 3c523, 3c527

AF125.ARJ       438     ARCHIVE FINDER SEARCH FILE

                        Archive finder search files in archives and on disk.
                        PASCAL sources are included.

ARJM501.ARJ     438     ARJ ARCHIVE MENU

                        Dutch program, dutch documents. Unpacking of ARJ
                        for use with Norton Commander.

ARJRKEY.ARJ     438     ARJ KEY

                        ARJ KEY generator, for older versions of ARJ anyway.

CUJ9202.ARJ     438     C USERS JOURNAL FILES
CUJMAY92.ZIP    438     C USERS JOURNAL FILES

                        Listings from The C Users Journal. There is bloody
                        lot of files and giving a list of them is not good.
                        Take a look...

FBBSS_01.ARJ    438     FILES.BBS SORTER BBS

                        FILES.BBS sorter.

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 Ŀ
        Area 201 - Norton Guide databze a programy        
 

4DOS40NG.ARJ  206928 91-11-08 [001] 4DOS 4.0 Norton Guide databze, kompletn
                                    dokumentace.
50NGCH.ARJ      9583 91-01-06 [000] Clipper .CH soubory peveden do podoby
                                    Norton Guide databze.
AFIX_NG.ARJ     9151 90-09-14 [000] AreaFix Norton Guide Databze.
ANOMNG.EXE     25529 92-11-16 [000] Norton Guide nedostatk Clipper 5.01
ANSI_NG.ARJ     5020 91-04-03 [002] ANSI norton guide databze.
BIOS-NG.ARJ    32568 90-09-14 [000] BIOS nortonguide databze.
BLDNG10.ARJ   145951 92-11-01 [000] Clipper utilita uren pro vytvoen Norton
                                    Guide dokumentace na zklad
                                    program.
BNU13-NG.ARJ   14034 90-09-14 [001] BNU norton guide databze.
CAS12NG.ARJ    23230 92-09-04 [000] CAS norton guide databze.
CBRIEFNG.ARJ   34829 90-05-08 [000] CBRIEF makro jazyk norton guide databze.
CLIP-NG.ARJ   117627 90-09-14 [000] Clipper Summer 87 norton guide databze.
CODEBNG.ZIP    10050 90-05-04 [002] CodeBase norton guide.
CREATENG.ARJ    8176 90-09-28 [001] Norton Guide databze o vytven databz
                                    pro NG.
CUA_NG.ARJ     19848 93-02-07 [000] Norton Guide databze pro Clipper knihovnu
                                    CUA od Special Forces.
CXL_NG.ARJ     72402 90-05-23 [001] Norton Guide databze pro knihovnu CXL.
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 19                  17 rv 1994


C_DISNG.ARJ    19593 88-08-30 [000] Rozklad .NG soubor zpt na zdrojov texty,
                                    nepli dobr, ale C zdrojov kd je k
                                    dispozici.
DB-NG130.EXE  176743 91-01-26 [000] D'bridge 1.30 norton guide
DB30NG.ZIP     22175 93-09-22 [000] dBTools 3.0 reference jako norton guide
                                    databze.
DBIVNG.ARJ    158485 89-03-21 [000] dBase IV norton guide databze.
DGENGARC.COM   50160 91-12-12 [000] DGE norton guide, DGE je grafick knihovna
                                    pro Clipper.
DOSNG.ARJ       5281 91-08-25 [000] DOS Norton Guide databze.
DTGWW.ARJ      64297 91-10-30 [000] Norton Guide komunikace.
EH2NG.ARJ       7247 93-01-10 [001] Konverze .EH (Expert help formtu) na .NG
                                    (norton guide)
EHD1V108.ARJ   44838 92-02-04 [004] Expert help, nhraza za NG.EXE,
                                    kvalitnj, Cut a Paste, konfigurace,
                                    vyhledvn...
EHDEMO.ZIP     73477 91-08-06 [000] Expert Help DEMO.
EXPANDNG.ARJ   11001 90-09-14 [001] Norton Guide databze pro EXPAND knihovnu
                                    (CLIPPER).
FAQNG.ARJ      40476 93-02-07 [000] FORCE programovac jazyk, FAQ (ast
                                    otzky), norton guide databze.
FECHO_NG.ARJ   31417 91-03-19 [000] FECHO (utilita pro BBS) norton guide
                                    databze.
FOSSILNG.ARJ   16321 90-09-14 [000] FOSSIL (adi seriov komunikace) norton
                                    guide databze.
FRANKNG.ARJ    37599 93-03-16 [000] Frankie knihovna pro Clipper, norton guide
                                    databze.
FUNCKYNG.ZIP  196178 92-03-12 [000] FUNCKY knihovna norton guide databze.
GHOST_NG.ARJ   19374 90-09-14 [000] GhostWriter (utilita pro BBS) norton guide
                                    databze.
GRUMP_NG.ARJ   28849 89-01-06 [000] Grumpfish knihovna pro Clipper norton guide
                                    databze.
HELP33.ARJ    176807 90-07-10 [000] TechHelp pro DOS 3.3
HELPPC.ARJ    258899 94-02-16 [001] Hypertextov help, ASM, C, hardware,
                                    Interrupty a nkter dal zleitosti.
                                    Umouje tvorbu vlastnch!
IM121NG.ARJ    54486 91-11-15 [000] Norton Guide databaze pro Imail
INTER35A.ZIP  355748 93-06-08 [001] Interrup List od Ralph Brown.
INTER35B.ZIP  331442 93-06-08 [001] Interrup List od Ralph Brown.
INTER35C.ZIP  215859 93-06-08 [001] Interrup List od Ralph Brown.
INTER39A.ZIP  358721 94-02-10 [000] Ralf Brown, pehled peruen a hardware
                                    potae.
INTER39B.ZIP  358919 94-02-10 [000] Ralf Brown, pehled peruen a hardware
                                    potae.
INTER39C.ZIP  157075 94-02-10 [000] Ralf Brown, pehled peruen a hardware
                                    potae.
INTER39D.ZIP  208212 94-02-10 [000] Ralf Brown, pehled peruen a hardware
                                    potae.
KABELSNG.ARJ    4590 90-09-14 [001] Norton Guide kabely.
MARXNG.ZIP    121864 92-03-23 [000] Norton Guide databze pro Marx jazyk pro
                                    vytven menu.
MASM-NG.ARJ   165049 90-09-14 [000] Norton Guide MicroSoft Assembler.
MSIGDS.ARJ    136671 90-09-28 [000] Dal nhrada za NG.EXE, CodeRun, m t
                                    vlastn specieln formt.
NG-GRUMP.ARJ   28837 91-01-01 [000] Norton Guide databze pro GrumpFish
                                    knihovnu pro CLipper.
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 20                  17 rv 1994


NG-MAKER.ZIP   42055 91-09-06 [003] Vytve norton guide databz na zklad
                                    program.
NG-NOVEL.ARJ  102348 90-03-05 [001] Norton Guide databze Novell.
NGARJ230.ARJ   77039 92-02-03 [001] Norton Guide databze pro ARJ 2.30
NGASM.ARJ     165047 90-07-26 [000] Norton Guide Assembler.
NGDB121A.ARJ  149296 89-12-01 [000] Norton Guide Databze pro D'bridge 1.21
NGDIR.ARJ       4108 91-07-25 [000] Vype seznam NG a jejich celch popisnch
                                    jmen v adresi.
NGE.ARJ       145458 90-09-14 [002] Norton Guide Editor.
NGHACK.ARJ     20737 90-08-02 [004] Norton Guide pro Hackery <g>.
NGINT.ARJ      84112 90-05-30 [000] Norton Guide peruen.
NGMSC.ARJ     152935 90-11-27 [000] Norton Guide MicroSoft C.
NGMSC51.ARJ   191889 91-11-01 [000] Norton Guide MicroSoft C.
NGNORTON.ARJ  150392 90-12-06 [000] Norton Guide ohledn produkt fy Norton.
NGNOVEL.ARJ   102347 91-03-19 [001] Norton Guide Novell.
NGP.ARJ         9051 91-07-26 [004] Norton Guide Print. Tiskne obsah .NG
                                    souboru ve form pouiteln jako takka
                                    kniha.
NGPCB10.ARJ   114622 91-03-19 [000] Norton Guide PCBOARD.
NGPLINK.ARJ    10003 90-09-14 [000] Norton Guide PLINK, linker pro star verze
                                    Clipperu.
NGPOSTCR.ARJ   11285 90-09-28 [002] Norton Guide PostScript.-
NGPRGREF.ARJ  145005 90-06-11 [000] Norton Guide programtorsk reference.
NGQBBS.ARJ    122979 90-09-14 [000] Norton Guide QuickBBS.
NGSPLIT.ARJ    18050 90-09-14 [000] Pevod .NG zpt na zdrojov formt.
NGTP40.ARJ     59270 90-09-28 [000] Norton Guide Turbo Pascal.
NGU.ARJ         9498 91-04-28 [001] Pevod .NG zpt na pvodn formt.
NGZ.ZIP        26793 93-06-01 [001] Pevd .NG zpt na zdrojov texty.
NG_ARJ21.ARJ   47729 91-05-18 [000] Norton Guide Databze ARJ.
NG_BT.ARJ       6877 92-02-19 [001] Norton Guide databze BTRIEVE.
NG_CITAT.ARJ   13852 91-03-19 [002] Norton Guide databze citty.
NG_CLONE.ARJ   28026 90-11-27 [000] Norton Guide program nhrada, Pascal
                                    zdrojov program je soust.
NG_GWS61.ARJ   38667 92-01-15 [000] Norton Guide databze pro Graphics WorkShop
                                    6.1
NG_IM121.ARJ   53206 91-11-15 [000] Norton Guide databze pro Imail.
NG_NETB.ARJ    15631 91-05-06 [002] Norton Guide NetBios.
NG_PASC.ARJ   117863 87-07-17 [001] Norton Guide Pascal.
NG_RA110.ARJ  176601 91-11-07 [000] Norton Guide Remote Access 1.10.
NG_SYSTM.ARJ   88738 90-09-14 [000] Norton Guide databze Systm.
NG_TPT40.ARJ  135185 90-10-16 [000] Norton Guide Turbo Pascal 4.0
NG_UNIX.ARJ    73972 90-09-14 [002] Norton Guide UNIX.
NG_VITC.ARJ    34611 90-10-16 [000] Norton Guide pro Vitamin C,
NORTHELP.ARJ  295424 90-09-14 [000] Databze produkt fy norton computing.
NSDNA_NG.ARJ   30032 91-03-19 [000] Norton Guide DNA
PCGAM-NG.ARJ   71207 91-09-30 [000] Norton Guide PC hry.
PKZ2_NG.ZIP    51292 93-03-17 [000] PKZIP 2 norton guide databze.
POST_NG.ARJ    10997 90-03-31 [000] Norton Guide POstScript.
POV-NG.ZIP    192279 92-08-22 [000] Povdky imka a Grossmana v podob NG
                                    databze.
QEDIT-NG.ARJ   36840 90-09-18 [000] Norton Guide Qedit.
QNG21.ARJ      45981 90-05-30 [000] QEDIT norton Guide.
SALT-NG.ARJ    43277 90-09-18 [000] Norton Guide pro SALT, script jazyk pro
                                    TELIX.
SB101_NG.ARJ   33138 92-01-15 [000] Norton Guide pro ScanBase produkt.
STD_CH.NG      24645 91-07-29 [000] .CH soubory pro Clipper pevedeny na Norton
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 21                  17 rv 1994


                                    Guide databzi.
SWAPNG.ARJ     20739 90-09-14 [001] Umouje odstranit NG.EXE z pamti do EMS.
SWNG17.ARJ     19010 91-09-11 [001] Umouje odstranit NG.EXE z pamti do EMS.
TAPNG.ZIP     646276 93-07-09 [000] TAPCIS norton guide databaze ve zdrojove
                                    form, obsahuje mnoho InterNet a
                                    CompuServe informac.
TC-NG.ARJ     156892 90-09-18 [000] Turbo C norton Guide.
TLX312NG.ARJ  124500 90-03-16 [000] Telix norton guide.
NG_MOD.ARJ     34902 01-01-12 [001] Norton Guide - o .MOD souborech
CAS12.ZIP      27855 92-11-16 [000] Cas 1.2 specifikace NORTON GUIDE
INTER40A.ARJ  367888 01-01-14 [000] Popis interruptu verze 4.0 A
INTER40B.ARJ  364964 01-01-13 [000] Popis interruptu verze 4.0 cast B
INTER40C.ARJ  175420 01-01-13 [000] Popis interruptu verze 4.0 cast C
INTER40D.ARJ  230175 01-01-13 [000] Popis interruptu verze 4.0 cast D
NGHELP.ZIP     76649 94-05-02 [001] Norton Guide prohle vetn zdrojk

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                            ScienceFiction a Fantasy
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 Ŀ
        Area 337 - Star Trek REVIEW, prehledy dilu         
 

BABEL.REV       9772 93-07-26 [000] Babel, DS9 episoda.
BATLINE.REV     8529 93-07-26 [000] Battle Lines. DS9 episoda.
DAX.REV        12350 93-07-26 [000] Dax, DS9 episoda.
DRAMATIS.REV   10120 93-07-27 [000] Dramatis Personae, DS9 episoda.
DUET.REV        8660 93-07-27 [000] Duet, DS9 episoda.
EMISARY.REV    16798 93-07-27 [000] Emissary, DS9 episoda.
EMISSARY.REV    5728 93-07-27 [000] The Emissary, TNG episoda.
FORSAKEN.REV    9029 93-07-27 [000] The Forsaken, DS9 episoda.
ICARUS.REV      4749 93-07-27 [000] The Icarus Factor, TNG Episoda.
LADDER.REV      4235 93-07-27 [000] Up the Long Ladder, TNG episoda.
MANALONE.REV   10769 93-07-27 [000] A Man Alone, DS9 episoda.
MANHUNT.REV     3868 93-07-27 [000] Man Hunt, DS9 episoda.
MOVALHOM.REV    9031 93-07-27 [000] Move Along Home, DS9 episoda.
NAGUS.REV       6559 93-07-27 [000] The Nagus, DS9 episoda.
PASNGER.REV     8052 93-07-27 [000] The Passenger, DS9 episoda.
PEAK.REV        5607 93-07-27 [000] Peak Performance, TNG Episoda.
PENPALS.REV     4738 93-07-27 [000] Pen Pals, TNG Episoda.
PROGRESS.REV    6999 93-07-27 [000] Progress, DS9 Episoda.
PROLOGUE.REV    8655 93-07-27 [000] Past Prologue, DS9 episoda.
PROPHETS.REV   14543 93-07-27 [000] In The Hands of the Prophets, DS9 episoda.
PURSUIT.REV     7304 93-07-27 [000] Captive Pursuit, DS9 episoda.
QLESS.REV      10119 93-07-27 [000] Q-Less, DS9 episoda.
QWHO.REV        4440 93-07-27 [000] Q-WHO, TNG episoda.
SHADES.REV      6072 93-07-27 [000] Shades of Gray, DS9 episoda.
SMARTIN.REV     3158 93-07-27 [000] Samaritan Snare, TNG episode.
STARLO.TXT     17140 92-05-23 [000] Balance of Terror, The Galileo Seven,
                                    Shoreleave, Squire of Gothos, Operation:
                                    Annihilate, Friday's Child, Deadly Years,
                                    Return to tomorrow, By any other name,
                                    Spock's Brain, The Empath, For the world
                                    is hollow.
STRYTLLR.REV    8327 93-07-27 [000] The Storyteller, DS9 episoda.
ST_REVIE.RUL     510 94-01-20 [000] Pravidla pro ST_REVIEW.RUL, tuto
                                    distribun oblast.
VORTEX.REV      8608 93-07-27 [000] Vortex, DS9 episoda.
WISHES.REV     10129 93-07-27 [000] If Wishes Were Horses, DS9 episode.

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Hareware Productions malnutritionally presents
"Tie of the Beholder"
A parody of ST:TNG's "Eye of the Beholder"
By Leonard Richardson

SHAMELESS PLUG:  Call Da Warren BBS (805) 854-2478

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Due to extremely bad jokes on such topics as tacky
ties and a certain part of the humanoid anatomy, parental discretion
and/or shooting the author is advised.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Picard: (voiceover) We are responding to a distress call sent from
Generic IV.  They have suffered the destruction of their only 7-11.
Meanwhile, the crew prepares to celebrate Tacky Tie Day.

<The bridge.>
Troi: _I_ will win the Tacky Tie Contest! My tie is tackier than all
of yours combined!
Geordi: Yeah, we'll see about that. MY tie is so tacky that Ensign
Morbid died just looking at it!
Caption: BUT INSIDE THE WARP NACELLE...

<Inside the warp nacelle room. Leiutenant Threebuttocks is preparing
to jump into the Technobabble-O-Matic (tm) that runs the Enterprise.>
Riker: No! Don't jump!
Worf: <grunt>
Riker: See! Worf agrees!
Lt. Threebuttocks: I must!
<Suddenly an angel appears next to Lt. Threebuttocks.>
Clarence: No, George!
Lt. Threebuttocks: AAIE! I thought I killed you!
Clarence: I'm already dead!
Riker: Worf! Can you shut down the technobabble generator?
Worf: It will not be easy. It has been in continous operation since
the ship was activated!
Clarence: Listen to me, George!
Lt. Threebuttocks: No! Back!
Riker: NO!
<Lt. Threebuttocks jumps.>
Lt. Threeebuttocks: AIEE!
<We see Lt. Threebuttocks vaporize.>

<A desk. John Cleese sits at it.>
John Cleese: And now for something completely different, an alien
with three buttocks.
Picard: (off) We've done that! Several hundred times!
John Cleese: Bloody hell! Er, a Pakled on a horse!
<Cut to a Pakled on a horse. He falls off and bashes his head in.>
<Cut back to Cleese.>
John Cleese: And now for something completely the same, an alien with
three buttocks.

<Cut to a picture of Lt. Threebuttocks. Pull back to reveal it is his
service record, displayed on the ready room monitor. Riker is
DA(m)N NEWS 2-18                   Str. 25                  17 rv 1994


pointing at it with a stick.>
Riker: Leiutenant George B. Threebuttocks. A model service record,
recieved the Flourescent Cross for silliness above and beyond the
call of duty. He was a bright officer with a promising future ahead
of him.
Troi: I slept wi-- er, interviewed him six weeks ago. He seemed so
vibrant... so full of life.
Worf: <grunt>
Riker: <grunt>
Crusher: Why would anyone like that want to kill himself?
Picard: Perhaps he was forced to by an evil force.
Crusher: There's a lot of that going around.
Geordi: It could be Q's doing.
<Suddenly Robert I. Brayer appears.>
RIB: Who speaks my name?
Geordi: You're not Q, you're RIB!
RIB: I'm standing in for Q this week. He has the Q.
Crusher: You mean the flu.
RIB: I know what I mean.
Picard: Enough of your stand-ins, Q!
RIB: Oh yeah, send Worf and Troi to look through Lt. Threebuttocks'
stuff. 'Cause otherwise there won't be any plot.
Picard: Is there anyway?
RIB: Don't bother me with details. I have to go work on my own
pointless parodies.
<RIB disappears.>
Picard: Worf and Troi, you heard him, go snoop through Lt.
Threebuttocks' stuff.
Worf: Why are you following Q's advice?
Picard: He wasn't Q, he was RIB.
Worf: But he had Q's script!
Picard: Just do it!
<A Nike advertising agent runs out from under the table with a tape
recorder.>
Nike Advertising Agent: Muahaha!
Picard: Stop him!

<Tasha appears and phasers the Nike Advertising Agent.>

<Inside Threebuttocks' quarters. Worf holds up a book.>
Worf: Look, "How to Die." Do you think--
Troi: Probably just a leftover from his days as an ensign.
Worf: Let's look through his personal logs.
<Worf goes to the terminal and starts pushing buttons. Lt.
Threebuttocks appears on the screen.>
Lt. Threebuttocks: Personal log. Boy, am I glad to be working in the
nacelle room! For a while I thought I was still going to have to beam
down on away teams and get killed! Guess I'm one of the lucky ones,
maybe I'll have my own contract some day. Oh, I replicated a tie for
the Tacky Tie contest. I think I've got a good shot at winning.
<Threebuttocks holds up a tacky tie.>
Worf: WOW that's tacky!
Troi: Mine's tackier.
Worf: Why would anyone go through the trouble of finding such a tacky
tie if they intended to commit suicide before the contest even
started?
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Troi: I heard from Crusher that he was seeing Ensign Callowayseed
after having broken up with Jamie Carter from Ten-Forward after he
learned that she'd cheated on him with Ensign Leprosy and left the
love child in the torpedo tube.
Worf: Huh?
Troi: Let's just go talk to Ensign Callowayseed.
Worf: Okay, whatever.

<Sickbay.>
Callowayseed: I <sniff> can't believe this happened. <sob> I keep
expecting him to appear and say that there's been a horrible mistake.
<Lt. Threebuttocks appears.>
Lt. Threebuttocks: There's been a horrible mistake!
Callowayseed: You're alive!
Lt. Threebuttocks: No, it's nothing like that.
Callowayseed: What then?
Lt. Threebuttocks: I do NOT have three buttocks! It's not funny and
it's getting on my nerves!
Troi: Well how many do you have then?
Lt. Threebuttocks: Isn't that kind of a personal question?
Worf: I am curious as well.
Lt. Threebuttocks: Perverts! I'm surrounded by perverts!
<Tasha appears and phasers Lt. Threebuttocks.>
Calloway: Where was I?
Worf: Bawling your lungs out.
Calloway: Oh yeah. WAAAAAAAH!

<The nacelle room.>
Worf: How do you intend to go into another trance?
Troi: Well I took a bunch of PCP and I'm going to go back up to where
I was the first time and just... hope it happens, man.
Worf: Groovy.
<Troi walks up the ramp.>
Troi: Hm, it's not working.  Could you open the door to the
technobabble generator?
Worf: <grunt>
<The door slides open, repeat Troi's previous hallucination. Suddenly
she wakes up to find herself falling off the ramp.>
Worf: I'll save you!
<Theme from "Superman." Speeded up motion, Worf runs up the ramp,
grabs Troi's arm, and pulls her to safety.>
Troi: My hero!
Worf: <grunt>
Troi: Oh Worf you're so masculine.
<They kiss. Suddenly Leonard Richardson walks into the frame.>
Leonard: Yes! If you can envision that scene without laughing,
just write us at the adress appearing on your screen...
Captions: SILLY TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
WORF AND TROI MAKING OUT IN THE NACELLE ROOM ISN'T FUNNY DEPT.
              631 Implosion Circle
              Antakka, KH 81067395
                 Betelguese XI
Leonard: And we'll send you, absolutely free, a cubic foot of
PURIFIED AIR!
<Switch background to pleasant field w/poppies, caption "Derry Farms">
Leonard: Yes, the finest purified air you can get, straight from
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Derry Farms. Useful for air guitar, deflecting secondhand smoke, or
just being full of hot air. Remember-- there's no finer air than Derry
air!
<Lt. Threebuttocks appears.>
Lt. Threebuttocks: Hey wait a minute! _I_ should be advertising this!
Leonard: After your "I don't have three buttocks" speech? I don't
think so! Plus, you've exceeded your maximum cameo count. To the
brig with you!
<Guards drag Lt. Threebuttocks off foaming at the mouth.>
<Cut to John Clesse at desk.>
John Cleese: And now for somthing completely different, Worf in a
hula skirt.

<Cut to Troi's quarters. Worf is in a hula skirt, lying back in a
chair.>
Worf: I'm tired of acting out all your sicko fantasies! I'm going to
go interview Ensign Smothers!

Troi: Who's Ensign Smothers?

Worf: The one ensign you saw in your hallucination.
Troi: Oh, him.
<Worf tears off the hula skirt and leaves.>
Crusher (over communicator): Crusher to Troi.
Troi: Troi here.
Crusher: It's time for your extra-strength Badvil injection.
Troi: (to camera) I used to have these AWFUL headaches!
<2 seconds or so footage from upvoming parody "Encounter at
Farfegnugen." Back to Troi.>
Troi: At first, I took Nylonol, but that didn't always get rid of all
the pain. So, I switched to extra strength Badvil! Two cases of Badvil
disguise my bad acting more than two cases of Nylonol.
Announcer: That's what SHE thinks!
Troi: Shut up announcer.

<Sickbay.>
Crusher: There you go.
Troi: I feel refreshed!
Ensign Callowayseed: Oh Worf you're so masculine.
Troi: Hey! That's MY cutesy line!
Worf: <grunt>
Troi: I thought you were going to interview Ensign Smothers!
Worf: I can't find him. You go look for him.
<Troi leaves.>

<Ensign Smothers' quarters. Geraldo is there with cameras.>
Geraldo: So, just WHY did you dismember your two co-workers and stuff
their mangled bodies into a nacelle tube?
Smothers: Well, you see--
<Suddenly Troi walks in.>
Troi (voiceover): Thinks... aha! Ensign Smothers is on the Geraldo
show! He MUST be hiding something.> (out loud) HE'S HIDING SOMETHING!
Ensign Smothers:  Aiee! <runs out>
Troi: Curses! Foiled again!
<Suddenly Convenient Plot Twist Man appears.>
Troi: Convenient Plot Twist Man!
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CPTM: 'Tis I!
Troi: What convenient plot twist do you have for me?
CPTM: This cheapo concealable handgun.
<CPTM hands Troi a handgun.>
Troi: Wow! No 15-day waiting period?
CPTM: Not with CONVENIENT PLOT TWIST MAN! No go kill Worf!
Troi: Why?
CPTM: Because he's in your quarters trying to steal your tacky tie
so that his will win the contest!
Troi: Gee, thanks! I never would have known!
CPTM: No need for thanks, it's all in a day's work for...
Troi: CONVENIENT PLOT TWIST MAN!
<CPTM disappears, Troi runs out.>

<Troi's quarters.>
Worf: Muahaha! The tacky tie is mine! <grunt>
<Troi bursts in.>
Troi: Not so fast!
Worf: <grunt>
<Worf pulls out his six-shooter but Troi shoots him.>
Worf: Agh! <dies>
Troi: Oh NO! What have I DONE?
<Zoom in on Troi's tie, it's covered with Worf's blood.>
Troi: I'll NEVER get these stains out! I might as well end it all
right now!
<Clarence appears.>
Clarence: Now now Deanna, it's a wonderful--
<Troi shoots him too. Exit Troi. Tasha appears, shrugs, and
disappears.>

<The nacelle room. Troi prepares to jump. Suddenly Balding Guy
appears.>
Balding Guy: No! Don't jump!
Troi: Why not?
Balding Guy: Look! Your tie is clean! Thanks to new TIED!
Announcer: Yes, now TIED includes powerful bloodstain removers that
will remove even Klingon blood! And the color never--
Troi: AIEEE! <she jumps>
<Sudden cut to Troi's quarters, Troi sits up in bed.>
Troi: Whew! It was all a dream!
<Suddenly Worf walks in with flowers.>
Worf: Not all.
Troi: Aiee!
Worf: <grunt>
<Suddenly RUSH LIMBERGER appears.>
Limberger: Hey, cut that out! The name's Limbaugh!
Announcer: Just putting in a cheesy joke.
Troi: What are you doing here?
Announcer: I'm the announcer.
Troi: Not you!
Limbaugh: I've come for the Tacky Tie contest!
Troi: Down the hall to the left.

<Cut to Q at Cleese's desk.>
Q: And now for something completely different, the end.
Caption: THE END.
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Q: Ta-da!

Captions: SILLY TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE
                 LETTER B AND THE NUMBER (805) 854-2478
          THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES WASTED A BUNCH OF DOUGH TO GET
                         MENTIONED ON THE SHOW:
                            RIB PRODUCTIONS
                             DERRY FARMS
                   BADVIL YUCKY-TASTING PILLS INC
                  CONVENIENT PLOT TWISTS UNLIMITED
                          TIM'S TACKY TIES
                   TIED DETERGENT AND RAT POISION CO.
        THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF PEOPLE WITH
              LUDICROUS NUMBERS OF UNNECCESARY BODY PARTS
            AND PROJECTILE PRESS-- PUBLISHERS OF "HOW TO DIE"
              CLARENCE'S WARDROBE PROVIDED BY: BOB'S SUITS
                     RUSH LIMBAUGH PROVIDED BY: NOMAD

<Picard appears.>
Picard (angry tone of voice): Wait a minute! What does NOMAD stand
for?
Caption: NO More Acronyms, Dammit!
<Exit Picard.>
Captions: PICARD'S ANGRY TONE OF VOICE PROVIDED BY:
          ANGRY TONES OF VOICE COLORADO

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                               Legrace a legrcky
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                      M U R P H O L O G I E
                             Motto:
                   Usmvej se, ztra bude h!




          Murphologie k novinsk a reportrsk praxi


Courtoisovo pravidlo:
     Kdyby lid  astji naslouchali sami sob,  rozhodn by mn
mluvili.

Gatev zkon:
     Jedin dleit informace a souasn prvn v poad je - kdo
se v em vyzn.

Fahnstockv debatn zkon:
     Tma, jemu stoj za to  vnovat nejvy pozornost, je sou-
asn tmatem, jemu stoj za to se radji zdaleka vyhnout.

Wagnerv zkon sportovnho zpravodajstv:
     Jakmile kamera  najede na detailn  zbr vznanho atleta,
v t chvli si dotyn odplivne, dloub  se v nose nebo se krbe
za uchem.

Hutchisonv zkon:
     Jestlie  situace vyaduje  soustednou pozornost,  v tme
okamiku vechny zastnn vytrhne njak neodolateln rozptle-
n.
Shermanovo pravidlo tiskovch konferenc:
     Vysvtlen k havrii vdy podv msto pmho astnka n-
jak nhradnk.

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Melinda's Wedding Bill Blues:

(who needs a prenuptial agreement when you've got a software
license handy?)


        Submitted for your perusal: "Hello, Melinda?  It's Bill!  sorry
to bother you at work, but I need to run something by you before
we finalize the guest list for the wedding.

        "The folks in legal suggested we substitute something a little
different from the usual prenuptial agreement.  Just reach over
and grab a Microsoft Software License Card from any package on
your shelf.  It'll help you follow the general structure of what
they've come up with...."



Microsoft Marriage License Agreement



        This is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or
entity), the betrothed, and

William H. Gates III.  If you do not agree to the terms of this
agreement , promptly return the engagement ring and the
accompanying items (shower gifts, wedding invitations, Porches,
and other items) to the place you obtained them.





1.GRANT OF LICENSE

a) Dedicated use.  Microsoft grants you the right to access the
Microsoft executive identified above, hereafter referred to as
BILL 3.0, at your place of residence after business hours.  You
may accompany BILL 3.0 to industry trade shows PROVIDED you do
so no more than once every thirty (30) days.  However, you are
restricted from blowing kisses, rolling your eyes, making rude
hand gestures, or falling asleep during BILL 3.0 keynote
addresses.



b) Transitory Use.  Notwithstanding a), your continued  use of
BILL 3.0 requires you to have physical possession of an original
marriage license (either this agreement or an equivalent
designed by the State of Washington) at all times.  While in
transit, you may access BILL 3.0 from a public telephone, over a
cellular network, or any other method you choose, so long as you
otherwise comply with this agreement.


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                                         2. COPYRIGHT

You acknowledge that BILL 3.0 is, in fact, owned by the
Microsoft Corporation and is protected by the United States
Constitution and the Propeller Head Protection Act of 1981.  You
may (a) make no more than one genetic clone of BILL 3.0 solely
for backup or archival purposes, or (b) transfer BILL 3.0 to a
cryogenic facility in the vent of an unrecoverable failure





               3. COMPETITIVE UPGRADES

You may not transfer free use of BILL 3.0 to another party.
However, you must transfer your rights under this Microsoft
License Agreement on a permanent basis if BILL 3.0 requires an
unscheduled upgrade. In that event, this license agreement will
be terminated.  You will return BILL 3.0 and all accompanying
materials to the newly designated recipient of license.  You may
not decompile or disassemble the assets of BILL 3.0 for you
benefit.





        4. CROSS-PLATFORM INTERFACES

The BILL 3.0 package is capable of interfacing in multiple
nodes.  In the event of impaired functionality, you may not
interface with another system or network, or loan, rent, or
lease, or transfer your affections to another user except as
part of a transfer or other use expressly permitted

by this Microsoft License Agreement.





        5. LIMITED WARRANTY

It is warranted that (a) BILL 3.0 will perform substantially in
accordance with industry standard

marriage manuals for a period of ninety (90) days, and (b) any
physical facilities accompanying

BILL 3.0 will be free of defects in function and condition under
normal use and service for a period of one (1) year.




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        6. SPOUSAL REMEDIES

BILL 3.0's entire liability and your exclusive remedy shall be
(a) return of the emotional price paid for acquistion of BILL
3.0, (b) replacement of BILL 3.0 witha new mate that performs in
a similar manner, or (c) a lifetime supply of Microsoft mice.
Petitions for divorce must be returned to the Microdoft legal
department with a copy of your reciept.  All waranties are void
if failure of BILL 3.0 to perform has resulted froma household
accident, verbal abuse, or premature product release.

These remedies are not available outside of Redmond, Washington.





        7. NO OTHER WARRANTIES

Microsoft disclaims all other warranties, either express or
implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of
performance, function, or fitness for a particular purpose with
respect to BILL 3.0.





        8. NO LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES

In no event shall Microsoft be liable for any damages whatsoever
(including, without limitation, damages for lost sleep,
interruption of social events, loss of companionship, or other
pecuniary domestic losses) arising out of your use of or
inability to use BILL 3.0, even  if Microsoft has been advised
of the possibility of such damages.

        "Sounds reasonalbe to me ....Hello? Melinda? What do you
think?..... Melinda are you still
threre?.....Melinda.....Melinda????????

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             46 vc, kter se nikdy nestanou v Star Trek :-)


1)  Enterprise naraz na zhadn energetick pole typu se kterm se setkali
    ji nkolikrt pedtm

2)  Enterprise je na vprav zkontrolvoat vzdlenou zkladnu vdc a vichni
    jsou tam pln vpodku

3)  Enterprise naraz na zcela rajskou planetu jmnem Rj kde to vypad
    e jsou vichni astn. Nicmn, ve je pozdji odhaleno e je jak
    vypad.

4)  Posdka Enterprise objev zcela novou ivotn formu, kter se pozdj
    projev jako velice dobe znm star forma, pouze majc legran
    klobouk.

5)  Posdka Enterprise je zasaena podivnou epidemi, na kterou je lk
    nalezen v dobe vybaven palubn lkarn.

6)  Podivn existence z ir energie se sna zasahovat do Enterprise
    potae jenom proto aby zjistila e ho patn odhadla

7)  Selhn napjen na Mstku je rychle a sprvn ureno coby vadn
    kondenztor dobe vycvienm a kompetentnm technikem.

8)  Selhn napjen na Mstku je chyba vedouc k elektrokuci uivatele
    potaov panelu dky velice promylen ochran proti pept z
    24tho stolen jmnem "pojistka".

9)  Enterprise pepravuje czho velvyslance z jednoho msta na druh bez
    seriznho problmu.

10) Enterprise je polapena velice nadzenou ciz inteligenc, kter je
    nepostav ped soud.

11) Enterprise se oddl okamit pi vstupu do nebezpe

12) Enterprise je vtaena do zhadn, podivn a nebezpen situace a nikde
    nakonec nejsou nevychovan cizinci na kter to lze svst.

13) Enterprise je polapena velice nadzenou ciz inteligenc, kter je snadno
    uklidnna nkolika bonbny

14) Enterprise je astna v podivnm asovm skoku, kter nen njak zapojen
    do 20tho stolet

15) Nkdo vythne ven raketopln a ten nevybouchne ani nezhavaruje

16) Pomrn velk StarFleet poplach se vyskytne nedaleko Enterprise, ale
    natst njak dal lod jsou dostuupn v oblasti a vechno vye
    k veobecn spokojenosti

17) Ochrann pole Enterprise se nesn pi bitv

18) Enterprise navtv domovsk svt Klingon a je jasn slunen den
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19) Pokus o svren Klingon-Federace spojenectv je objeven ani by nkdo
    poznamenal e takovto pokus v ppad spchu " by pedstavoval
    dkladn posun sly v kvadrantu".

20) Hlavn postava proije celou episodu v Holodecku bez jedinho selhn
    a uvznn tam

21) Picard usly zvuk dve a neobtuje se prohlsit "Vstupte."

22) Picard neodpov na nvrh pomoc "Udlejte to tak"!

23) Picard se postav ped repliktor a ekne "Kolu s ledem."

24) Poradkyn Troi prohls nco jinho ne evidentn samozejm

25) Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.

26) Worf and Troi finally decide to get married, only to have Kate Pulaski
    show up and disrupt the wedding by shouting, "Did he read you love
    poetty?! Did he serve you poisonous tea?!  He's MINE!"

27) When Worf tells the bridge officers that something is entering visual
    range, no one says "On screen."

28) Worf actually gives another vessel more than 2 seconds to respond
    to one of the Enterprise's hails.

29) Worf kills Wesley by mistake in the holodeck, (pity this wasn't done in
    "Deja Vu" then we could have seen it 5 times without rewinding the tape).

30) Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy
    git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age
    for a change.

31) Wesley saves the ship, the Federation, and the Universe as we
    know it, and EVERYONE is grateful (including the Net).

32) The warp engines start playing up a bit, but seem to sort
    themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius
    Wesley Crusher.

33) Wesley Crusher tries to upgrade the warp drive and they work better
    than ever.

34) Beverly Crusher manages to go through a whole episode without having a
    hot flush and getting breathless every time Picard is in the room.

35) Guinan forgets herself, and breaks into a stand up comedy routine.

36) Data falls in love with the replicator.

37) Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits,
    and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.

38) The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced
    people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime
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    Directive.

39) An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell
    the tale.

40) Spock or Data is fired from his high-ranking position for not
    being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three
    sentences that anyone says to him.

41) Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.

42) Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt.
    (Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...)

43) Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't
    sacrifice herself for him.

44) Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics.

45) Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by
    alien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan
    physiology" and thus he cannot save the day.

46) The episode ends without Bones & Kirk laughing at Spock's inability to
    understand the joke, and he doesn't raise his eybrow.

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DA(M)NNEWS, elektronick obasnk


Vydvno nepravideln , neperiodicky a bez zruk (zpravidla msn a 
tdenn), pspvky jsou neplacen a neznamenaj nutn tot co nzor 
vydavatele, odpovdnost za zveejnn materily je pln na autorovi, 
zveejnn materily zstvaj majetkem autora. Ppadn petisky i 
pouit zveejnnch materil je mon pouze po zskn souhlasu autora.  
Petisky a pouit vech materil oznaench .DD. je explicitn povoleno 
pokud nepjde o komern vyuit i komern prosted.

en DA(M)NNEWS je bezplatn a jednotliv slo m stanovenu pevnou cenu 
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nikdo nedr. O cen maximln ani nemluv. Je vslovn zakzno it 
DA(M)NNEWS v jakmkoliv komernm prosted bez svolen vydavatele (pod 
pojmem komern prosted me bt zahrnuto i vydn CD-ROM, shareware 
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