Episode Guide - The Third Season

COMEDIANS
(3) (9-6-93.1)
Beavis & Butt-Head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy
club, get booed, and burn the place down.

   * "My Name is Mud" (Primus)
   * "I Think We're Alone Now" (Tiffany)
   * * "Sister of Pain" (Vince Neil)
   *  "Feed The Tree" (Belly)

*this episode was last shown edited: the scene where Beavis is juggling
flaming newspapers (which burns down the Laff Hole)is removed. The FIRE
references have also been removed from the Vince Neil video.

CARWASH
(3) (9-6-93.2)
Beavis & Butt-Head wash a neighbors car, take it for a drive to air dry it,
then get in an accident with Mr. Anderson.

   * "Stuntman" (24-7 Spyz)
   * "In These Arms" (Bon Jovi)
   * "Work To Do" (Vanessa Williams)

COUCH-FISHING
(3) (9-7-93)
Beavis & Butt-Head reel in various things & people while casting from the
couch, and then get Stuart in trouble with the law.

   * "Not Enough Time" (INXS)
   * "Mother" (Danzig)
   * "Institutionalised" (Suicidal Tendencies)
   * "Jive Talkin' " (Bee Gees)

INCOGNITO
(3) (Sep 93)
After being threatened at school, Beavis & Butt-Head decide to wear a
disguise to class.

   * "Down with The King" (Run DMC)
   * "Sweating Bullets" (Megadeth)
   *  "Los Angeles" (Frank Black)

TRUE CRIME
(3) (Sep 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head find an ATM card, get some cash with it, and get hunted
by the law on TV.

   * "Ice, Ice, Baby" (Vanilla Ice)
   * "Man In The Box" (Alice in Chains)
   * "Demolition Man" (Grace Jones)
   * "Hay Fever" (Trashcan Sinatras)

CLEANING HOUSE
(3) (Sep 93)
VanDriesen has Beavis & Butt-Head clean his house to learn about work &
money--instead they learn that 8-tracks aren't waterproof.

   * "School's Out" (Krokus)
   * "Like A Child Again" (Mission UK)
   * "Crucified" (Army of Lovers)

THE TRIAL
(3) (Sep 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head are charged with throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house
and defend themselves in a court of law.

   * "Lil' Devil" (The Cult)
   * "Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone" (George Michael)
   * "What I Am" (Edie Brickell & New Bohemians) **also in Home Improvement

*this episode has been shown at least once with the title card from "True
Crime" but the correct title is "The Trial"

BALL BREAKERS
(3) (Sep 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head want to know what's inside a bowling ball--so they blow
one up, and Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

   * "Heartbreaker" (Dread Zeppelin)
   * "Chemical Imbalance" (Skatenigs)
   * "Monkey Business" (Skid Row)

* edited to remove the part where Beavis uses his lighter to light the
firecrackers in the bowling ball.

BUFF 'N' STUFF
(3) (Sep 93)
Mr.Buzzcut tries to get Beavis & Butt-Head to work out. Butt-Head kicks him
in the jimmy.

   * "Baby, Don't Forget My Number" (Milli Vanilli)
   * "Separate Ways" (Journey)
   * "Slam"(Onyx featuring Biohazard)
   * "Shakin" (Eddie Money)

CANOE
(3) (Sep 93)
Mr. VanDriesen takes Beavis, Butt-Head, and Stuart camping where Beavis &
Butt-Head learn about poison ivy--the hard way.

   * "You Are What You Is" (Frank Zappa)
   *  "We Are Animals" (????)
   * "No Voices In The Sky" (Motorhead)
   *  "Bastards Of Young" (The Replacements)

NAKED COLONY
(3) (Sep 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to a nudist camp so they can see naked people.

   * "Plush" (Stone Temple Pilots)
   *  "The Way I Feel About You" (Karen White)
   *  "I Wish You Were A Beer" (Cycle Sluts From Hell)
   * "Heterosexual Man" (The Odds)

SCRATCH 'N' WIN
(3) (Sep 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head win the lottery, and buy a riding lawn mower.

   * "Viva Las Vegas" (ZZ Top)
   * "Pump Up the Volume" (M. A. R. R. S.)
   *  "Now I'm Feeling Zombified" (Alien Sex Fiend)
   * "Neighbor" (Ugly Kid Joe)

TORNADO
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to a trailer park during a tornado and almost get to
do it with Lolita & Tanqueray.

   * "Just One Fix" (Ministry)
   * "Balls to the Wall" (Accept)
   * "Naughty Girls Need Love Too" (Samantha Fox)
   * "50 ft Queenie" (P J Harvey)

*this episode is now shown edited: the scene of Barney on fire is edited to
show "Technical Difficulties" on B&B's TV while they hear him yell: "This
Sucks!"

CITIZEN BUTT-HEAD (Double)
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head are given a pass to keep them away from school for
President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students
of the Year.

   * "Whoomp! There It Is" (Tag Team)
   * "Love Your Money" (Daisy Chainsaw)
   * "Sober" (Tool)
   * "Low Self-Opinion" (Rollins Band)
   * "Blood Makes Noise" (Suzanne Vega)
   * "Keep Your Hands To Yourself" (Georgia Satellites)

THE CRUSH
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head develop a crush on a bully named Todd who runs over their
bikes, and puts them in the trunk for a long ride.

   * "Superfreak" (Rick James) **also in Yogurt's Cool
   * "Goodbye To You" (Scandal) **also in Yogurt's Cool
   * "Heart and Soul" (T'pau) **also in Yogurt's Cool
   * "Just A Friend" (Biz Markie) **also in Home Improvement
   * "Do You Wanna Touch Me" (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
   * "I Feel You" (Depeche Mode)

EATING CONTEST
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head enter a Bratwurst eating contest and end up having to
feed frogs to earn the enterance fee.

   *  "Mysterious Ways" (U2)
   * "Heaven or Hell" (Circus Of Power)
   * "Just A Gigolo/ I Ain't Got Nobody" (Dave Lee Roth)

*this episode was last shown edited: a scene of Beavis jamming bratwursts
down a frog's throat is edited so the picture fades to black.

FOREIGN EXCHANGE
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head teach Hiro, the foreign exchange student, about malls,
loogeys, and flogging the dolphin.

   * "One Step Beyond" (Madness)
   * "D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe" (Jordy)
   * "Insane In The Brain" (Cypress Hill)
   * "Close (To the Edit)" (Art of Noise)

KIDNAPPED (Double)
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stuart for
ransom money, but quickly get sick of him.

   * "Cool Kids" (Kix)
   * "Locomotion" (Kylie Minogue)
   * "Anywhere But Here" (Raging Slab)
   * "Welcome to Planet Motherfucker" (White Zombie)
   *  "Over The Hills And Far Away" (Led Zeppelin)
   * "Ebeneezer Goode" (The Shamen)
   * "Rapture" (Blondie)
   * "Gratitude" (Beastie Boys)

*???I have one report that there is a FIRE reference edited out--but it is
unconfirmed.

MEET GOD (Double)
(3) (Oct 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head go hitchhiking to meet chicks, but end up meeting a local
cult's god named "Hank" who shares they're taste in television.

   * "Halloween" (Helloween)
   * "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" (The Dickies)
   * "Dr. Jeep" (Sisters of Mercy)
   * "??????" (????????)
   * "Prove You Wrong" (Prong)
   *  "Welcome to My Nightmare" (Alice Cooper)
   * "Ziggy Stardust" (Bauhaus)
   * "Fever" (Madonna)
   * "Venus" (Bananarama)

YOUNG, GIFTED, AND CRUDE
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head accidentally score high on an I. Q. test and wind up in
the gifted class, where they destroy a gifted kids brain.

   * "Three Headed Mind Pollution" (Infectious Grooves)
   *  "Devil's Johnson" (Ethyl Meatplow)
   * "Somebody's Watching Me" (Rockwell)

PLATE FRISBEE
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head play frisbee with an antique plate from Stuart's mom.

   *  "???I Have Just Begun????" (Dolly Parton)
   * "Martin Scorcese" (King Missile)
   * "Dine Alone" (Quicksand)
   * "Wicked Game" (Chris Isaak)

POLITICALLY CORRECT
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head run for Treasurer of the Student Council, try to get in
touch with their voters' feelings and lose.

   * "??????????" (Yoko Ono)
   * "One" (Metallica)
   *  "Sweet Harmony" (The Beloved)

SCARED STRAIGHT
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head are put into the Scared Straight program, at school,
visit prison and thrash with some inmates who like Iron Maiden.

   * "Breakin' the Law" (Judas Priest)
   * * "The Damned" (Plasmatics)
   * "Punk Rock Girl" (The Dead Milkmen)

*this episode has also been shown with either "Highway to Hell (Live)"
(AC/DC)--also in "Be All You Can Be"-- or "Lemon" (U2) in place of the
Plasmatics video to remove a scene in the video where a bus crashes through
a wall of televisions and explodes.

SPERM BANK
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head find a new way to make money.

   * "Sledgehammer" (Peter Gabriel)
   * "Mouth For War" (Pantera)
   * "Peek-A-Boo" (Siouxsie And The Banshees)
   * "Suck My Kiss" (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

THE 1993 MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS
(??Oct 93??)
Beavis & Butt-Head present the nominees for Best Metal Hard Rock Video.
Beavis opens the envelope by lighting it on FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

SPORTING GOODS
(3) (Nov 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head must buy athletic supporters for gym class, Daria takes a
revealing picture for the school newspaper.

   *  "Breaking The Girl" (Red Hot Chilli Peppers)
   * "Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble" (DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince)

CLOSING TIME
(3) (Dec 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head seem to have a problem with the ceiling fan at Burger
World during a food fight as they work the closing shift.

   * "Human Behavior" (Bjork)
   * "Kiss That Frog" (Peter Gabriel)

*while the health inspector is checking out the damage, Beavis & Butt-Head
sing the Final Jeapordy theme on the microphone--this has been edited so
that what they sing isn't exactly the Jeapordy theme.

A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WITH BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD (Double)
(3) (Dec 93)
Beavis & Butt-Head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is
cool.

   * "Jingle Bell Rock" (Hall & Oates)
   * "Frosty the Snowman" (Leon Redbone with Dr. John)
   *  "The Little Drummer Boy" (Bing Crosby with David Bowie)
   * "Do They Know It's Christmas?" (Band Aid)
   * "White Christmas" (Tony Bennett)
   * "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" (Elmo And Patsy)
   * "Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You" (Billy Squier)
   *  "The Little Drummer Boy" (The Hoodoo Gurus)
   *  "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" (The California Raisins)
   * "Xmas in Hollis" (Run D.M.C.)
   *  "Cashing In On Christmas" (Bad News)
   * "Zat You Santa Claus?" (Buster Poindexter)
   *  "Merry Christmas Santa Claus" (Max Headroom)
   * "Merry Christmas(I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" (The Ramones)

BUTT-BOWL INTRO
(3) (1-23-94)
Beavis and Butthead talk about watching something cool instead of the
"Juggs"--really The Judds.

MOST WANTED (Double)
(3) (3-5-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head meet an escaped serial killer & get butt-shaped tattoos
from him.

   * "Man Size" (P J Harvey)
   * "She Don't Use Jelly" (Flaming Lips)
   *  "Black No. 1" (Type O Negative)
   *  "No New Tale To Tell" (Love & Rockets)
   * "Uptown Girl" (Billy Joel)
   *  "A Shogun Named Marcus" (Clutch)
   * "Crucify" (Tori Amos)
   * "Change" (Candlebox)
