Episode Guide - The Fifth Season

SAFE DRIVING
(5) (7-11-94.1)
Beavis & Butt-Head attend Mr. Buzzcut's Drivers' Ed. class where they watch
cool safety movies and then take go take a spin.

   * "Tomato Head" (Shonen Knife)
   * "Lost in America" (Alice Cooper)
   * "Delia's Gone" (Johnny Cash)

MR. ANDERSON'S BALLS
(5) (7-11-94.2)
The boys discover a golf course and figure out they they can make some money
by stealing Mr. Anderson's Tit-lee-ust golf balls and then selling them back
to him.

   * "Rocks" (Primal Scream)
   * "Bull in the Heather" (Sonic Youth)
   *  * "A Drug Against War" (KMFDM)

*Beavis nearly crosses the line with "HIGHER! HIGHER! HIGHER!" during this
video

PATIENTS PATIENTS
(5) (7-12-94.1)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to to the Medical Center. Butt-Head gets nitrous at
the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker.

   * "I Wanna Rock" (DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince)
   * "Love & Anger" (Kate Bush)

TEEN TALK
(5) (7-12-94.2)
Our heroes are forced to go on Captain Dick Jackman's talk show and get
frustrated when they don't score with Lolita & Tanqueray.

   * "Woke Up With A Monster" (Cheap Trick)
   * "If That's Your Boyfriend" (Me'Shell Ndege'Ocello)
   * "Bad To The Bone" (George Thorogood)

CRISIS LINE
(5) (7-13-94.1)
Beavis & Butt-Head man a crisis line for Mr. VanDriesen and try to get some
from a caller by being polite.

   * "Mother '93" (Danzig)
   * "Say Something" (James)
   * "Locked" (Mutha's Day Out)

VS. THE VENDING MACHINE
(5) (7-13-94.2)
Beavis & Butt-Head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and
out of the vending machine before they starve.

   * "Demon Juice" (Sweaty Nipples)
   * "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" (Elton John & RuPaul)
   * "Kid Candy" (Seaweed)
   * "Houligan's Holiday" (Motley Crue)

GENERATION IN CRISIS
(5) (7-14-94.1)
An amateur filmaker documents America's youth culture featuring Beavis and
Butt-Head. Beavis' alterego 'The Great Cornholio' is introduced in this
episode.

   * "Substitute" (The Ramones)
   * "Chemical World" (Blur)
   * "Thursday" (Morphine)

RADIO SWEETHEARTS
(5) (7-14-94.2)
Beavis and Butt-Head win a radio contest and become disc jockeys for a day
at KT&A radio.

   * "Dirty Boots" (Sonic Youth)
   * "Spoonman" (Soundgarden)
   * "Is it What You Wanted" (Greta)

THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
(5) (7-15-94.1)
Beavis ingests mass quantities of sweets, turns into his alter ego: "The
Great Cornholio" and wanders the halls of Highland High disturbing other
classes in search of TP.

   * "Riddles Are Abound Tonight" (Sausage)
   * "Naughty, Naughty" (Danger Danger)
   * "Whip It" (Devo)

LIAR! LIAR!
(5) (7-15-94.2)
Beavis and Butt-Head must undergo a polygraph test after accused of stealing
from the Burger World cash register.

   * "Hey Baby" (Maggie Estep)
   * "Liar" (Rollins Band)
   * "XXX" (Helium)

THE 1994 MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS
(9-8-94)
Two clips of Beavis and Butt-Head were shown during this show:

  1. Butt-Head parodies the award receipients thank you speaches by saying
     "Hey Beavis, check this out. 'And I would like to thank, bla bla bla,
     and bla bla bla bla bla bla.'" Then Beavis chimes in with "Yeah, and I
     would like to thank my butt, and um, my nads, and bla bla bla."
  2. Beavis and Butt-Head are seated with David Letterman when Dave says
     "Hey look! It's Ozzie!" Beavis turns around saying "Where, where?!?"
     when Dave promptly smacks him upside the head to the great delight of
     Butt-Head.

HELD BACK
(5) (10-31-94.1)
After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th
grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back,
all the way to kindergarten.

   * "Black Hole Sun" (Soundgarden)
   * "Breakin' Up" (Violent Femmes)
   * "Grudge" (The Dylans)

KILLING TIME
(5) (10-31-94.2)
Beavis & Butt-Head try to kill two hours while waiting for the next good
show to come on.

   * "Real American" (Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan)
   * "Wrap It Up" (The Fabulous Thunderbirds)
   * "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" (Sam Harris)
   * "Plague Rages" (Napalm Death)

BEARD BOYS
(5) (11-1-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head cut off their hair and glue it to their faces to get
chicks.

   * "I Want a Woman" (Ratt)
   * "Here We Go" (Shakka Bo)
   * "Sold My Fortune" (Sugartooth)

CHOKE
(5) (11-2-94)
Butt-Head chokes on some food and Beavis goes to find a sign about the
Heimlich maneuver.

   * "Judge The Hot Fudge" (The Didjits)
   * "Close My Eyes Forever" (Lita Ford with Ozzy Ozbourne)
   * "Ego Trippin'" (De La Soul)

SAFE HOUSE
(5) (11-3-94)
Todd the hoodlum needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang,
so he chooses Butt-Head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep
him safe.

   * "Existence Is Punishment" (Crowbar)
   * "Rebelene" (Brian Setzer)
   * "Rock It Out" (Pia Zadora)

HARD SELL
(5) (11-4-94)
The boys get jobs as telemarketers where Beavis becomes the top salesman,
and Butt-Head can't figure out what to do.

   * "Vasoline" (Stone Temple Pilots)
   * "Web in Front" (Archers of Loaf)
   * "Two of Hearts" (Stacey Q.)
   * "Violent and Funky" (Infectious Grooves)

WALKATHON
(5) (12-10-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk
off the money when they can't pay.

   * "Elvis is Everywhere" (Mojo Nixon)
   * "Very Best Years" (The Grays)
   * "God" (Tori Amos)
   * "Houston St." (Godspeed)

TEMPORARY INSANITY
(5) (12-10-94)
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency and break
stuff.

   * "??Angels?? " (David Byrne)
   * "Pride & Joy" (Coverdale/Page)
   * "Butt Town" (Iggy Pop)
   * "People Are Still Having Sex" (La Tour)

DUDE, A REWARD
(5) (12-10-94)
Beavis finds a camera, they photograph their butts and their 'captains', and
return the camera for a reward.

   * "Shiny Happy People" (R.E.M.)
   * "Get Naked" (Rick Dees)
   * "Under My Skin" (Dandelion)
   * "Wolverine Blues" (Entombed)

WALKING ERECT
(5) (12-13-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners and grab
snakes.

   * "I Stay Away" (Alice in Chains)
   * "Losin' Your Mind" (Pride & Glory)
   * "(Meet) The Flintstones" (The BC-52's)

CAREER DAY
(5) (12-16-94)
The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. VanDriesen's career day.

   * "Real Love" (Slaughter)
   * "Daddy's Gone to CA" (The Meices)
   * "Prison Sex" (Tool)
   * "Cut Your Hair" (Pavement)

PLASTIC SURGIN'
(5) (12-19-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to a plastic surgeon to get weiner implants.
"Boiiii-oii-oii-ng"!

   * "This Love" (Pantera)
   * "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" (.... Prince)
   * "Stick It Out" (Rush)
   * "Sugar Walls" (Sheena Easton)

TAKE A NUMBER
(5) (12-22-94)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to the "Creatures of Rock" concert and spend the whole
time waiting in line for the toilet.

   * "This Time" (Life Of Agony)
   * "From Here To Eternity" (Iron Maiden)
   * "Lyin' To Myself" (David Cassidy)
   * "Cry" (Godley & Cream)

BEAVERLY BUTTBILLIES
(5) (12-26-94)
After watching the "Beverly Hillbillies" on TV, Beavis & Butt-Head decide to
dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

   * "No Front" (Dog Eat Dog)
   * "The Bubblemen Are Coming" (The Bubblemen)
   * "Play Dirty" (Girlschool)
   * "Ripe" (Babes In Toyland)

TAINTED MEAT
(5) (12-29-94)
Beavis scratches his wiener while cooking burgers at work, Burger World gets
shut down after the customers get food poisoning.

   * "old timer" (that dog.)
   * "Crackin' Up" (Revolting Cocks)
   * "If I Only Had A Brain" (MC 900 Ft. Jesus)

*Beavis taunts the censors by saying "Fryer! Fryer!"

STUART MOVES AWAY
(5) (1-5-95)
Beavis and Butt-Head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys
who rob the Stevensons'.

   * "Saddam A Go-Go" (Gwar)
   * * "Don't Worry Be Happy" (Bobby McFerrin)
   * "Feel the Pain" (Dinosaur Jr.)

*Beavis makes sure we notice Mrs. Doubt-FIRE! in this video.

TOP 'O THE MOUNTAIN
(5) (1-25-95)
Beavis & Butt-Head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs... and
maybe get their hair cut.

   * "Picasso Trigger" (Skrew)
   * "The Late Mistake" (Comateens)
   * "Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead" (Cannibal Corpse)
   * "Disconnect" (Henry Rollins)
