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   Also did most of the first and second season animation.
   Quotes from Judge (Newsweek 7/19/93):
     * "I don't think anybody said, 'We're making fun of the people who
       watch MTV'. It just happened."
     * "Every once in a while they get their comeuppance in the end, but
       it's funnier when they get away with it."
   History: Spinoff from Liquid Television. Premiered for two weeks in
   March '93. Returned full time in May '93.
   Popularity: Most popular show on MTV with ratings twice as high as
   anything else on the channel. Recent winner of California lottery (7.5
   million) wants to use his money to pressure MTV to take Beavis and
   Butthead off the air because he thinks the show is in 'bad taste'.
   Janet Reno (U.S. Attorney General) thinks that shows like B&B are
   causing the "Decline of the Youth in the Western Civilization".
   Format: Coarse characters matched by the appropriate crudeness of
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   rudimentary animation. Seen in various scenes at high-school,
   part-time jobs, regurgitating TV commercial jingles, but mostly
   sitting around watching and commenting on music videos.
   What makes it funny: Lampoons not just the performers who are the MTV
   channel's lifeblood, but mercilessly depicts the many real-life B&B's
   planted in front of the set watching them.
   When: On Monday-Thursday, it's on MTV at 10:00PM Central/11:00PM
   Eastern, and later at 2:00AM Central/3:00AM Eastern. On Friday nights,
   it's on at 9:30PM Central/10:30PM Eastern. On weekends, it's on at
   9:00PM Central/10:00PM Eastern. On MTV Europe, it's on Mon-Fri at
   22.30 CET, and Sundays at 23.00 CET.
Part Two - Comments From Various TV Critics
   - "Lewd, destructive and uproariously moronic antics."
   - "A whiff of bracing (gaseous) aroma."
   - "Liberators of animal responses."
   - "Makes Wayne and Garth sound like a couple of high-brow Voltaire
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   dudes."
   - "It is Wayne and Garth desentimentalized."
   - "Too exquistely absurd and vacuous to be resisted."
   - "Utterly cretionous. Uniquely outrageous."
   - "Its logic is its laughs."
   - "A depiction of MTV's dopey, antisocial, surburban-boy audience."
   - "Archetypical guys, exaggerated, but not so out of the norm."
   - "Ordinary adolescents who don't want any part of adulthood yet."
   - "To like these guys is, damningly, to join them."
   - "Refreshingly unburdened by knowledge unrelated to heavy metal."
   - "The bravest show ever run on national television." -Time
   - "The decline of Western Civilization continues." -Variety
   - "Postmodernity, once the plaything of smarty-pants French guys, in
   truth belongs to the engagingly stupid." -Newsweek
   - (That was cool. -Butthead)
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Part Three - Cast of Characters
   Who are Beavis and Butt-Head?
   Beavis and Butt-Head are the cartoon creations of Mike Judge and are
   the combination of every juvenile delinquent who has ever walked the
   earth. They are a pair of idiot teens who are heavily influenced by
   music videos, and anything else they happen to see on TV. They spend a
   good deal of their time at home on the couch watching TV, which often
   gives them ideas of things to do. They spend the rest of their time
   doing these things and causing general havoc around their
   neighborhood. They usually aren't caught, when they are they rarely
   get into trouble, and even if they do, they never learn anything from
   their experiences.
   The Main Characters:
     * Beavis: Beavis has blond hair which he wears in a pompadour,
       vacant reptilian eyes, grinding predatory teeth, gray shorts, and
       a blue Metallica T-shirt. He is a psycho with no attention span
       and only the most vague perceptions of reality. He is the
       reactionary half of the duo. Favorite saying: "Heh heh hmm hmm heh
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       heh".
     * Butt-Head: Butt-Head has tall brown hair which is combed back,
       beady eyes, braces on his teeth with a a receding lip, red shorts,
       and a gray AC/DC T-shirt. He is basically your average idiot teen
       without a future. He is the instigator. Favorite saying: "Huh huh
       huh huh huh huh".
     * Mr. Buzzcut: Hygiene, Physical Education, and Drivers Ed. teacher
       at Highland High. An ex-military zealot, Buzzcut hates Beavis and
       Butt-Head, and isn't the least bit shy about showing it.
     * Mr. Van Driessen: English and History teacher at Highland High.
       Hippie with long hair and beard, and a purple t-shirt with a big
       "peace" symbol on it. He tries to be understanding and
       compassionate to his students, but can never seem to reach Beavis
       and Butt-Head.
     * Stewart Stevenson: Nerd. Neighbor of B&B. The boys put up with him
       because he has Pay-Per-View. Plus Stewart's dad has dirty
       magazines. Stewart is short and kind of overweight, has blond
       hair, and always wears blue shorts and a Winger T-shirt.
     * Daria Morgendorffer: Smart. Student at 'Highland High'. B&B
       usually call her 'Diarrhea' and greet her by chanting 'Diarreah,
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       cha-cha-cha.' She's the girl with the black leather jacket and
       glasses in some of their classes at school. Daria's smart, and
       she's just trying to get through high school so she can go to
       college with people who actually want to learn something. Says
       smart things like, "Butt-Head, why don't you go measure the
       friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener?", which
       confuse Beavis and Butt-Head.
     * Tom Anderson: Anderson's this really old guy who lives in the same
       neighborhood as our heroes. He is also ex-military and he
       sometimes drones on about his life experiences, even though Beavis
       and Butt-Head never listen. He pays B&B to do odd jobs for him,
       but always end up trashing his place. Frequent customer at 'Burger
       World': "Large Fry, Pie, Large Coffee. PRONTO!"
   Lesser Seen Characters:
     * Lolitta and Tanqueray: Chicks. B&B have had many chances to score
       with these two, but something always happens before they actually
       get to do it.
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     * Todd: He's the leader of a local gang that Beavis and Butt-Head
       would desperately like to join. Todd knows this, but he hates them
       and doesn't want them around. Even when he says so and kicks their
       asses, they still think he's cool.
     * Mr. McVicar: The principal at Highland High, where our boys go to
       school when there's nothing good on TV. He's always really
       stressed out, and Beavis and Butt-Head never help matters any.
       Usually called "Mr. McDickar" by the boys.
     * Billy Bob: Fat guy. Would like nothing better than to see Beavis
       and Butt-Head's head on a stick. But he would probably eat it.
     * Stewart's Mom and Dad: No first names have been given for them.
       Stewart has like, a relationship with his parents. His dad is a
       teacher at Highland High, but it's not clear what his mom does.
     * Mrs. Dickey: Science teacher at "Highland High".
     * Clark Cobb: Owner of Cobb's Family Hardware, Mr. Cobb is an
       overzealous member of the Christian Businessmen's Association.
       He's gotten Beavis and Butt-Head to participate in a couple of his
       projects, but never for the reasons he's intended. Cobb seldom
       appears in public without his good friend Socko the sock-puppet.
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   Who is Cornholio?
   Cornholio is the name of Beavis' alter-ego, who surfaces and replaces
   Beavis' own personality when Beavis consumes far too much sugar. The
   name Cornholio is derived from "cornhole," an American slang term for
   anal sex. When Beavis turns into the Great Cornholio, he pulls his
   shirt up over his head and wanders around proclaiming, "I am
   Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
   Cornholio made his first appearance in the episode "Generation in
   Crisis." Mike Judge and voice director Kristofor Brown realized that
   the character of Cornholio was funny enough to carry an entire
   episode, and proceeded to write "The Great Cornholio," in which
   Beavis' alter-ego becomes the central plot point. This episode is
   considered by many to be the pinnacle of the Beavis and Butt-Head
   show.
   Will we see much of Cornholio in future episodes?
   There have been circulating rumors concerning "Son of Cornholio,"
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   which is supposed to be shown sometime this season. Supposedly (and I
   must stress that these are rumors, nothing more), our boys go to one
   of those quaint little coffee shops that serve Crappuccino. Butt-Head
   gets up and starts reading some dirty poetry he wrote, making Beavis
   laugh so much that he doesn't realize how much sugar he puts in his
   coffee, and turns into the Great Cornholio again. It's also a
   possibility that Cornholio will make an appearance in the B&BH movie.
   An interesting note: When asked if there would be any new characters
   introduced on the show (on the AOL forum), Mike Judge responded with
   "Son of Cornholio." Interesting...
Part Four -List of B&B Terminology
   Bogart: To hog something, not sharing it with anyone. Originally a
   reference to smoking marijuana and dangling the joint in one's mouth,
   rather than passing it around. Derived from actor Humphrey Bogart, who
   always had a cigarette dangling from his mouth (and eventually died of
   lung cancer because of it).
   Bunghole: Your butt-hole. Where turds and stuff come from.
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   Choad: There seems to be some difference of opinion, but it is either
   a euphemism for 'penis' or a reference to the area between the
   testicles and anus. In the L.A. region, 'choad' is a surfer term for
   penis and the region between the testicles and anus is called a
   'grundle'. This makes sense, because if choad meant grundle, what
   would a choad-smoker do?
   Cut the Cheese: To fart. Break wind. Pass gas. Let one rip. Crack a
   rat. You get the idea.
   Homeowner: Butt-Head uses it in a few of the older episodes as a
   synonym for "homosexual" when he insults Beavis. It is NOT meant to
   imply that the house in which they watch TV is Beavis' house.
   Medieval: In a couple of the video clips, our boys use the term
   "getting medieval on your ass." All it means is to go crazy and beat
   the hell out of someone. And no, it's NOT a reference to the film
   "Pulp Fiction." Although the term was used in the movie, it existed
   long before it came out.
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   Pull My Finger: A game Beavis and Butt-Head play sometimes. One of
   them will ask the other to pull his finger, then let loose a fart when
   he does. (See also: Cut the Cheese)
   SBD: "Silent But Deadly." A really raunchy fart that makes no noise,
   slipping out undetected by the unfortunate victim.
   Spanking your Monkey: Masturbation. (Also "choking your chicken,"
   "shining your helmet," and many others.)
   Tazer: A stun gun, used to shock people and knock them out.
   TP: Toilet paper. You know, that stuff you use to like, wipe your
   butt.
   Woodrow: An erection. Other terms are "Morning Wood" (waking up in the
   morning with an erection), "Stiffy", "It's high noon on my sundial",
   and "Our pencils are hard". When they are talking about getting an
   erection, they say things like: "Pitching a tent", "I'm getting a
   SBD
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   boner", and "I'm getting a stiffy!".
Part Five - Questions & Answers
   Q: Where were B&B first seen?
   A: B&B made their first appearance at "Spike and Mike's Sick and
   Twisted Festival of Animation". The 'Frog Baseball' episode was shown
   at the fest, and MTV picked up on it and premiered it in March 1993 on
   "Liquid Television". This episode was followed by another short,
   'Peace, Love, and Understanding'. Since then, they have been featured
   in their own half-hour program which is ususally 2 fifteen minute
   episodes, although there have been a few full half-hour episodes.
   Q: Are "Beavis" and "Butt-Head" their real names, or nicknames, or
   what?
   A: This is something that Mike Judge hasn't revealed. Butt-Head has
   said before that his last name is "Head," so his first name might be
   "Butt." (He's also mentioned that he has a cousin named Richard Head.)
   Then again, this may only be a joke. Or perhaps no one remembers his
   real name, but they call him Butt-Head because he's always thinking
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   about butts. It's hard to tell without knowledge of their family.
   The name "Beavis" means "smelly hair," and is one of the few truly
   derogatory first names a person can have. Again, this is only his
   first name, and the show doesn't give enough information to figure out
   his last. And despite what you may have heard, Beavis' first name is
   not, I repeat, NOT "Brian." The recent confusion over this issue stems
   from Butt-Head saying "Settle down, Brian," while they are watching a
   video. But he's not saying it to Beavis, he's saying it to Brian
   Setzer, the guy in the video. Hope this clears things up.
   Q: Do they have a job?
   A: They are employed at a fast food joint called "Burger World" when
   they remember to show up. Basically, Burger World is just another
   place where they can screw around and cause trouble. Note that the
   emblem for Burger World (a "W") is simply the emblem for McDonald'
   (an "M") turned upside down.
   Q: But they do go to school right?
   A: They go to 'Highland High'. They are in the underachiever class
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   with most of the other rejects in the school.
   Q: Where exactly do they live?
   A: It has never been mentioned on the show or in print, but Ohio,
   Texas, and New York have all been suggested by the fans. On October
   25, 1994, Mike Judge was on an on-line conference on America On-Line
   and was asked this very question. His answer: "They live in a
   FICTIONAL town somewhere on the border of western Texas and eastern
   New Mexico." The following evidence in the show supports this,
   although NO ONE knows for sure exactly where they live:
   New Mexico Evidence:
    1. Mike Judge lived and went to grade and high school in the city of
       Albuquerque.
    2. There is in fact a high school named 'Highland High' in
       Albuquerque.
   Texas Evidence:
    1. When walking along the street in "Madame Batavsky", the boys pass
       a car with Texas plates.
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    2. In "Trouble Urinating", when the boys are outside, there is a
       water tower in the background. It looks just like the big ol'
       water towers in the suburbs surrounding Dallas (esp. north of
       Dallas). In general, things look more like near-Dallas than
       Albuquerque. ABQ has mountains and hills. Dallas is pretty much
       flat. B&B-land is largely flat.
    3. In 'Tornado!', the boys deal with a tornado. Tornados are common
       in North Texas.
    4. It is also very possible that there is a 'Highland High' in North
       Dallas. There is the upscale town of Highland Park, closer in to
       Dallas. Anyway, the word "Highland" is all over the place in and
       around north Dallas.
    5             created the boys while living in/near Dallas.
    6. There is a "Highland Park High School" in Highland Park and a
       "Highland School" in Irving. I don't know what the "Highland
       School" is, but Irving would be an appropriate north Dallas suburb
       for the boys to be in...
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   And we'll say it again just in case you weren't really listening
   before -- it's a 100% fictional, completely made-up city that is
   purely imaginary and doesn't really exist. (Apologies to old-timers
   for this, but the discussion of places where they might live has gone
   on long enough.)
   Q: Is the house where they watch TV Beavis' or Butt-Head's?
   A: Again, the show doesn't specifically say. Our personal guess is
   that it's Butt-Head's house, since, in the episode "Kidnapped," he
   tells Stewart to "get out of my house." On the other hand, in one of
   the video clips they watch, Beavis says to Butt-Head, "This is scary.
   Can I sleep at your house tonight?" This seems to suggest that it's
   Beavis' house. Or, on the third hand, it may not be either. There
   aren't enough clues in the show to come to an absolute conclusion.
   Q: So why don't we ever see their parents?
   A: Their parents are one of the show's great mysteries, as there never
   has been much said about them. If you take a look at their "family
   bush" in their book, "This Book Sucks," you'll see that Beavis' mom
   looks a lot like Butt-Head, and Butt-Head's mom looks a lot like
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   Beavis, so they obviously got mixed up at the hospital where they were
   born. References to their parents in various episodes indicate that
   it's likely both boys have the same father. Also, Beavis' mom is a
   road slut, but we don't know much about Butt-Head's mom yet. Even Mike
   Judge hasn't said much about this ("They're the same place Charlie
   Brown's parents are."), so it's unlikely we'll see their parents
   anytime soon.
   Q: Why is there a disclaimer run before the show?
   A: To cover MTV's ass from people who may try to sue them because
   their dumbass kids did something stupid and they want to blame it on
   B&B. And this disclaimer is not just on the show, it is on everything
   associated with B&B. It appears in the books "This Books Sucks" and
   "Beavis and Butt-Head's Ensucklopedia", the CD "The Beavis and
   Butt-Head Experience", and the B&B game cart for the Sega and SNES.
   Q: What is the exact wording of the disclaimer?
   A: In the first and second seasons the disclaimer was "Beavis and
   Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completly made
   up by this Texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are
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   dumb, crude, ugly, thoughtless, sexist self-destructive fools. But for
   some reason the little wienerheads make us laugh." And yes, the word
   completely was mispelled as 'completly'. In the third and following
   seasons the disclaimer changed to "Beavis and Butt-Head are not role
   models. They're not even human. They're cartoons. Some of the things
   they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly
   deported. To put it another way: Don't try this at home". The
   disclaimer was probably changed to make it even clearer that if your
   idiot kid does something stupid, it is not because of the B&B show.
   Q: What's the deal with 'fire'?
   A: Beavis (and Butt-Head to some degree) has an obession with fire,
   lighters, and explosions. In the first and second seasons, and part
   of the third, many episodes show him either yelling "Fire! Fire!" or
   stating that stuff needs to be burned. When the media reported that a
   5 year old kid burned down the family's mobile home with matches after
   watching BnB, MTV, ball-less wusses that they are, decided to remove
   all references to 'fire' from the program, thus validating the media's
   claim. This is the reason why many episodes are now banned or severely
   edited. There has been no official comment from MTV about this that I
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   know of, they just hacked up the show, and moved it to a later time
   slot. Mike Judge has also never commented about this, except to say
   that BnB "has always been targeted as an adult show".
   We've learned a little more about this situation since we first wrote
     is. Apparently this fire occured in Moraine, Ohio, which is a suburb
   of Dayton. The fire was caused by a five-year old boy and his two-year
   old sister was killed in the fire. It appears the mother smelled a
   good lawsuit and decided to push it. There are a couple of interesting
   points in this situation:
    1. The family did not have cable television.
    2. The mother left the five year old alone with his younger sister in
       the mobile home for more than a half-hour while she socialized
       somewhere else in the trailer park.
    3. The fire was started with a BIC lighter which the mother had left
       on a coffee table.
   There was never any information about a lawsuit. We can only assume
   someone convinced the mother of how incredibly foolish such an effort
   would be in Ohio.
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   Of course, the show has never been afraid of laughing at itself, and
   now the writers love to get as close as possible to actually saying
   the word 'fire,' without actually doing it.
   Q: Yeah, but didn't they kill a cat in one episode?
   A: Nope. They did PAINT a cat's butt, but never killed one (although
   frogs are a different story :-). The killing part came about when the
   boys were bored and looking for something to do. Butthead suggested
   that they should stick a firecracker in a cats butt and see what
   happened but they never actually did it. Well, when two demented
   youths in California did kill a cat with a firecracker, the show was
   blamed for the kids actions.
   Q: What about other changes that have been made to episodes?
   A: Anything depicting animal cruelty has either been edited or removed
   altogether. MTV was pressured into doing this after being attacked by
   animal rights activists and reports of children being cruel to animals
   after watching the show. In the case of other revisions, there's no
   explanation whatsoever for their removal. Examples include the water
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   dripping from Buzzcut's crotch in "Water Safety" and the telemarketers
   who once laughed at Beavis' 900-call in "Hard Sell." Go figure.
   Q: What is this "Lake Titicaca" that Beavis keeps talking about?
   A: Yes, Lake Titicaca is a real place. Specifically, it's located on
   the boundaries of southern Peru and western Bolivia, in the Andes
   Mountains, in South America. Once you realize that the name contains
   the words "tit" and "caca," it's easy to understand why Beavis has an
   obsession with it.
   Q: Which of the two is smarter?
   A: Mike Judge on the David Letterman show stated that Butt-Head is
   smarter, although no one can deny the fact that Beavis has his
   occasional moments of brilliance. There is much speculation in the
   newsgroups that Beavis may actually be a genius, yet remain eternally
   repressed by Butt-Head's demeaning remarks.
   Q: What is cool?
   A: Anything in or from Seattle, Washington is cool.
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   Q: What is the strongest BnB music video compliment?
   A: A resounding and repeated, "Y E S S S ! ! !"
          's the worse pan?
   A: They stare at each other for a moment and wordlessly change the
   channel.
   Q: Do they like ALL videos?
   A: Nope. In the "early" days, they panned virtually everything,
   deservingly-so. Although in recent episodes they tend to watch even
   bad videos longer than they used to. Is this because MTV doesn't want
   to piss off record companies since B&B almost have the power to make
   or break a band (witness White Zombie), or does it just fill air time?
   Q: So who is their favorite band?
   A: Well, Butt-Head loves AC/DC of course, and Beavis rocks when
   Metallica comes on, but the consensus is that GWAR (which stands for
   God What A Racket) is their all time favorite band. Every time they
   come on, they both go into a fit, because everything about the video
   is cool. Also high on the list is White Zombie, Pantera, Nine Inch
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   Nails, and Ministry.
   Q: How about their most hated band?
   A: Tough to say, because there are so many. Probably on the bottom
   would be Grim Reaper, Culture Club, and the "Super Suck Group" Color
   Me Badd. Only two bands to date have been given the infamous
   "stare-and-wordlessly-change-the-channel" pan: Vanilla Ice and Milli
   Vanilli. So one could argue that these two tie for B&B's most hated
   band.
   Q: What makes a video cool?
   A: If it has chicks (preferably half-naked or in sweaty t-shirts),
   fire, explosions, loud music, blood, accidents, bugs, or toilets, it's
   pretty safe to assume that the video is cool.
   Q: Did a band ever kick Mike Judge's ass?
   A: No. He once met a guy from the English band "Grim Reaper" that BnB
   ripped, and the musician said he was a big BnB fan and would have lost
   all respect for them if they had liked his video because it WAS really
   bad.
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   Q: So, like, who does the voices?
   A: Mike Judge does      of the male voices on the show! This includes
   both Beavis and Butt-Head, Mr. Van Driessen, Mr. Anderson, Stewart,
   Buzzcut, Todd, Mr. McVicker, and some of the other minor male
   characters and extras. Some of the voices are done by the show's other
   writers, although we aren't really sure of specific names. There have
   also been a few celebrities who have done guest roles on the show,
   including David Spade, David Letterman, and Tabitha Soren.
        o does the animation?
   A: In the first and second seasons, Mike Judge and company did all the
   animation and voices (talented guy!), but since the exploding
   popularity of the show, every season since has been drawn by a Korean
   animation company, the same one that does "The Simpsons". This is why
   you notice that the animation is more 'clean' and 'clear' than it was
   in the first season. Most people tend to like the 'crudeness' of the
   first and second season animation since it lived up to the character
   of the show in general. Even Mike Judge was quoted as saying "It
   really was a shame I had to stop drawing, I was getting really good at
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   it."
   Q: Is there a Beavis and Butt-Head movie in the works?
   A: Yes. No word yet on the release date. And we're still not sure if
   it'll have fire references. We're not even completely certain if it
   will be animated or live-action, although I think most people are
   hoping for an animated movie.
Part Six - List of Commercial Products Available
   You can buy buttons, posters, trading cards, comic books, calendars,
   and t-shirts. Two books, "This Book Sucks" and "The Beavis and
   Butt-Head Ensucklopedia," are also available. There's also a
   screen-saver for Windows, a B&BH voicebox that blurts out one of their
   famous quotes when you push     of six buttons, the B&BH video-game
   for Super Nintendo and Sega, and their CD, "The Beavis and Butt-Head
   Experience," from Geffen.
   There are also two video tapes, "Work Sucks" and "There Goes the
   Neighborhood." Here's what you'll find on them:
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    "Work Sucks"                       "There Goes the Neighborhood"
    ------------                       -----------------------------
    Burger World                       Home Improvement
    Customers Suck                     Lawn and Garden
    The Butt-Head Experience           Good Credit
    Be All You Can Be                  Washing the Dog
    Cleaning House                     B&BH vs. the Vending Machine
    Sperm Bank                         Mr. Anderson's Balls
    Blackout                           Pool Toys
    Closing Time                       The Trial
   None of the video clips are shown with the episodes due to copyright
   laws (which we're not even going to PRETEND to understand) -- it's
   just the cartoon parts. And yes, the dillholes at MTV have censored
   the fire references as well as the paint-sniffing scene from "Home
   Improvement."
Part Seven - Internet Sources for B&B Material
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   The links page has the most up to date info.
Part Eight - Credits
   Last but not least...
   This FAQ is the combination of ideas from a lot of people. The intial
   work was done by Will Leland and Tim Zickus in two different FAQ's.
   Because of circumstances in work and life, the FAQ has since been
   passed to us. We combined the material from the two original FAQ's,
   updated it, and added to it. Many thanks to all who have corrected or
   contributed material, either by posting it in
   alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, sending it to us directly, or pointing us at
   existing files.
   You are free to reproduce any materials herein, as long as the names
   of the original authors remain intact. If you change or delete these,
   we'll have no choice but to kick your ass.
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   Many thanks to the following people:
   Joseph G. Adams, Eric Adriaansen, Jim Baines, Nick Bensema, Marshal
   Chaifetz, David Crowley, Jeff Ellwood, Mauri Haikola, Jack Herman,
   Patty Herron, Howard Hsieh, Cal Jewell, Douglas J. Kohn, Bill Linnane,
   Kenneth Mandell, Rodolfo Monterrosa, Mike O'Connor, Doug Riblet, Tobe
   Schultz, Murray Silverstone, Rob Synder, Tiri, Bobby Tribble, and
   Wilson Verardi.
   Please send all updates to Chris Forman (ceforma@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu)
   or Chris Wallner (chris@calvin.hsc.colorado.edu).
