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# cntr 0
jrypbzr gb gur

ovmneer 1999 qrzbcnegl
vaivgngvba vageb
sbe yvahk (!)

fvg onpx naq erynk gb
ernq fbzr vasb ba guvf
hcpbzvat rirag

uvg gur fcnprone
gb ernq gur arkg fperra.
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# cntr 1
gur qbbef fjvat bcra
ng 20:00 ubhef,
sevqnl, 3eq bs frcgrzore

gur cnegl jvyy pbagvahr
gvyy 17:00,
fhaqnl gur 5gu

tveyf trg va sbe serr
naq gur thlf cnl S50,-
.juvpu vf nobhg $25.
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# cntr 2
gur cnegl jvyy or uryq
va rggra-yrhe,
gur argureynaqf

gur cneglcynpr vf n terng
pbaterff-prager pnyyrq
qr aborynre

gur cynpr pna rnfvyl or
ernpurq ol genva naq gurer
vf n ovt cnexvat ybg sbe
crbcyr pbzvat ol pne
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# cntr 3
gurer jvyy or mvyyvbaf bs
pbzcbf, vapyhqvat gurfr:

qrzb, 64x, 4x (cp)
ubhfr, genpx, zc3 zhfvp
cvkryrq naq oehfurq tsk,
naq rira jrofvgr pbzcbf

svaq gur rknpg ehyrf va
gur fhccyvrq grkgsvyr
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# cntr 4
gurer vf n
uvtu fcrrq argjbex
ng gur cneglcynpr

gurer ner hgc cbegf
sbe nyy cnegl ivfvgbef,
fb znxr fher lbh oevat
(ybbbbbat) pnoyrf

gur cnegl vf abg fhccbfrq
gb or n yrrpu cnegl,
gurersber gur vagrearg
yvax jba'g or n snfg bar
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gurer jvyy nyfb or fbzr
fcrpvny riragf N

qrrcenqvb naq bgure qw'f
jvyy fraq bhg zhfvp vagb
gur rgure(arg) pbzovarq
jvgu ivqrbfgernzf

gur qhgpu yvahk hfref
tebhc znl tvir fbzr
qrzbafgengvbaf naq
creuncf gurer jvyy or
n fznyy vafgnyy-cnegl
nf jryy nf n unpxvat
pbagrfg.
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# cntr 6
va beqre gb znxr
erfreingvbaf naq gb
tnva zber vasbezngvba ba
gur cnegl.

ivfvg gur jrofvgr!
uggc://jjjCovmneerCay/

gurer'f nyfb n avpr sbehz
gb puvgpung nobhg fbzr
vqrnf
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# cntr 7
jurj!
lbh'ir znqr vg.

guvf vf gur raq bs gur
ovmneer 99 vaigeb

urer ner gur boyvtngbel
perqvgf sbe guvf bar

zhfvp CCCCCCCCCCC cebbc
pbqr & tsk CCCCCC fzbxr

gur arkg guvegl cntrf
ner qribgrq gb terrgvatf
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# cntr 8
ol abj lbh unir cebonoyl
sbhaq bhg gung lbh pna
hfr gur fcnprone gb
zbir ba.

gur bgure xrlf gb svqqyr
jvgu ner

rfp CCCCCCCCCC dhvg
qry CCCCCC cerivbhf
neebjf CCCCCCC zbir
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# cntr 9
gur znxvat bs guvf vaigeb
jrag cerggl fzbbgu.
gur bayl fbhepr bs
ceboyrzf pnzr sebz gur
onq fpurqhyre va yvahk
vs lbh unir n fbyhgvba gb
qb zhfvp jvgu 70scf.
yrg zr xabj!

v'q yvxr gb gunax
rirelbar jub'f jbexvat ba
tpp, ttv, kzc, yvocat
sbe gurve terng jbex!
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# cntr 10
gur tencuvpf lbh frr ner
nyy znqr jvgu pencfgngvba,
n cvkry cnvagvat cebtenz
v'z jbexvat ba.

gur arj irefvba fgvyy
arrqf n ybg bs jbex

vs lbh yvxr gb xabj zber
nobhg vg, znvy zr ng
fzbxr@pnfrznCarg
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#cntr 11
uvg rfpncr jura lbh
trg ernyyl oberq
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gung ernyyl jnf gur
ynfg cntr
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cerggl fghoobea
nera'g lbh?
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trg tbvat
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ohmm bss
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lbh zhfg or fbzr fbeg
bs jrveq trrx
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gurer vf -abguvat-
yrsg gb frr urer
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qb lbh jnag gb frr
nyy bs gur sbag be fb?
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gurer vf ab uvqqra
rssrpg urer
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fvtuCCCCCCCC
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bxnl,

lbh jva.

O N P
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terrgvatf syl bhg gb

penc, qrzragvn, syner,
bpfn, bcgvzhz
naq fbzr tebhcf v
sbetbg

nyy va punaary
qrzbfprar
ba bcracebwrpgf argjbex

gunaxf sbe jngpuvat!!!
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