I may not be smart, but Im a graphics artist
by Miktar/TEQ

    Im a graphics artist, I draw pretty things,
    Stuff like Photoshop and Max, joy to me brings.
    I click drag click, hold shift and drag some more,
    Everyone around awaits, what wonders for them I have in store.
    Even though some people, thinks its really easy,
    They are lame, because Photoshop filters make things real cheezy.
    Modelling with nurbs, bezier patches and a spline,
    are for me the things, that feel the most divine.
    But as I write this, a little timer went "beep",
    which means that Max has awoken from its rendering sleep.
    So now I must go, and adjust the lighting and the fog,
    and I know that I will have to wait, because max is a real ram hog.
    But in the end, its worth it all to see,
    The creation that has been given a reality by me.
    One day I'll look back on this and think its funny,
    because then I'll work for ILM and make lots of money!