

The moral of the story
(an old school rhyme)

Now lemme tell you a story about a man named X
X stole a car back in summer '96
now it wasn't a lex, but yo what the hey
'had four boys with him named H, M and J
Now J bought the keys from a kid around the way,
the kid knew the owner and stole them on the day
that them three other guys planned to loot the car,
drove down to sunrise and parked it for an hour.
X hit the trunk and the others layed off,
they'd be gettin paid off for whatever loot the made off
so they looted that shit four as long as they could,
smashed in the hood, and made out with the goods
sold it all to this wierdo back in the neighbourhood
used the money for some weed and the night was all good.
point in case don't you see? then there was P,
now P was a scrapper who got hired by J.D.
J.D. was a pusher, I think smalltime crack,
but hey yo I'm not sure so don't quote me on that
but back to the track P got offered a phat stack
to beat up some man who owed JD some cash
Now P was kinda nervous but he went for the pay,
so they met at the mall, I think the next day.
JD and P and introducing K
waitin in the parkin lot until son came on his way.
So P hits the lot and gets in his way....
"Wasup you owe money! Motherfucker pay!"
well P downed son like a bottle a schmirnoff
wailed on the guy till he kicked his fuckin ear off
mad blood but hey yo he got his pay,
they still toast to that with great white today.
hey - great white gives crazy implications
till X and H got slagged with public intoxication,
but intimidation is just part of being drunk see -
now THAT reminds me of another kid named B.
Now B was the original hard drink on the rocks
he resisted arrest and tackled 3 cops
the cops beat the kid so for him to fire it right,
he headed to churchill to find him a fight.
Now as it might things went alright,
some shittalkin kid ran his mouth off all night.
so B went to the doorsetps sometime in the morning
knocked on the door and gave the kid a warning
the kid came out, and wasn't he slick -
Two clenched fists, and a hockey stick
well B took a hit, then crossed him with a right,
flipped son on his face, and kept his kicks tight
I best not stress just how many times he kicked it
now the kid's in Dartmouth G and Bobby's been convicted.
J M and H hid out cause they were wanted as a witness,
until H turned bitch took the story and yo he slipped it
so B went ballistic and gave word is bond on H -
and its about that time where I turn the page.
X kept drinking and was forced to see a doctor,
P caught some STD but with no fatal factor
no big deal - so J and M continued to steal
B layed off H and tried to appeal
the meanwhile deal was that life still flew
X got arressted for a crime he didn't do. 
But still back a while was this kid named G,
now G was some mutherfucker who used to hang at waverley
but G was a tough one positively,
and then some funnyboy comes to complain about his weed
well G steps up and they both talked the talk
and would you know it here comes K to take G's spot
so K riles funnyboy all up about the pot
next thing you know they're at in the upper parking lot
well X took K's back, and a few others got around,
funnyboy got his ass whipped and left vengence bound
and so he comes back yo about a week after
sporting twenty boys and attitude through the rafter
Tryin to outgun us? please don't make me laugh,
our 60 boys turned it into a bloodbath.
But after that chapter, things started layin off see
if the boys weren't drinking liquor then they sat at Robin's and drank coffee
J M and H, them three just smoke dope and drink
X is a kid that you know better then you think
B never made bail his tail's headed for the jail
K's just tryin to pass math but he thinks he gonna fail.
P got himself a woman, all they do is fight and wail,
G noticed no one liked him, see ya later, he set sail.
The moral of this story is kind of unclear
if you liked the drinking parts, moral: grab another beer.
If you liked the violence then the moral is its here
if you don't believe a word of it the moral is your fear.
if you liked the parts about the crack, the moral is you're wack
if you liked dissing waverley fuck the moral, kid watch your back.
if this story was outrageous, the moral is you're sheltered,
if this story was contageous, then your brain's gonna a little skelter.
The moral is bullshit, so don't ask me what it was,
I just needed something to rap about cuz.



























































