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@X0FTop eight things computer freak wishes the most in his life@X04
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8. Being able to get the net directly into his venes
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7. Stay forever joung... oops.. connected
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6. Backup all his brains on 50 terabyte disk so he can live forever(altrough the data takes up only 100 bytes)
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5. Go to first national bank web page and send them an e-mail: "This is a robbery, please stay clam and fill my bank account with money or else I'll log you off" 
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4. See how does his wife look in real life & have real sex not just cyber
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3. Kill Bill Gates (and take his money :)
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2. Being the first man ever having a cyber-funreal and having internet connection to his coffin (ashes to ashes, dust to dust, net to net)
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1. Being the first man that ever kicked the software!
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@X0FHow do you recognize computer freak in real life?@X05
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8. If you have a fever he says to you: "That's what you get of overclocking"
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7. When you tell him to piss off, he says "Bad command or file name"
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6. You can find USB, COM 1&2 and PS/2 plugs at back of his head
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5. He has sticker "Intel inside" on his head
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4. He fully supports plug and play standard... (Just plug him in 220V socket and see for yourself)
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3. You'll see him kicking money machines (He wants internet access, not money) 
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2. If you knock him out his face gets all blue and says: "General Protection fault at address..."
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1. Don't even try to recognize him, he has NO REAL LIFE so you can never see him!
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 MinMax 
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(Septic Productions / X-seed) 