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                                                             "Born, Bred, Eaten"
                                                      Fear Factory - "New Breed"

                    The Bermuda Triangle Proudly Presents...

                                   LIFETRONIC
                        "Living in an Anti-Matter World"

                      An Old-Style Tribute To Commodore 64

               (We all know that this intro sucks but who cares?)

                  OLD STYLE: THE CHOICE OF THE NEW GENERATION

         If you include this intro on a Cd-Rom you sell or you include
        in a magazine, you have to send AT LEAST a copy to the authors.

               Please distribute this intro to all your friends.

                Sorry for my poor english but if I wrote this in
                 my own language you won't be able to read this
                                    at all.

                Slightly Misquoted From The "DYSLEXIA" NFO where
                    this was Slightly Misquoted from Necros

                  Code:                                Crusher
                  Graphics:                              Base8
                  Music:                                 Dixan
                  Sound System:        MIDAS by Sahara Surfers

      Warning: With MIDAS 0.40a there are problems if you have an AWE 32
      with some non-standard settings you will hear absolutely nothing. It
      happens with my SB 16 that can only play audio in 16 bits Mono with
      MIDAS. Quite strange... :) If you use a GUS, the tune will be played
      right but once it reach the loop, it will be stuck on the last note,
      so you'll hear a constant buzz. :( Sorry but it's MIDAS fault.

Requirements:

                      A Commodore 64 or a 386 [or better]
                               No FPU is required
                       200k of free base memory [or more]
                             Ms-Dos 2.00 [or later]
                A VGA card with 256k of video memory [or better]
                        64k of free disk space [or more]
                            An empty bag [for vomit]
                             A kleenex [for tears]

                           A Soundcard would be great
                               [Except AdLib :(]

          IT'S BETTER THAT YOU WATCH THIS INTRO BEFORE YOU HAVE A MEAL

      This demo was intended is to run almost smoothly on a 386/40 :). [It
      would be nice that there will be the '80386 compo' :))))) Maybe we'll
      organize it...]. But since I am not a so called "skilled" coder, I
      got lots of timing problems (Yes, in this intro timing is critical).
      Since the PC which should run this one on the maxiscreen was a P120,
      this intro was calibrated for a P120. We are so sorry. If you're
      afraid, then wait for Lifetronic ][ which (hopefully) wouldn't suffer
      from these problems.

      This is Crusher's very first release and the very first TBT release.
      Please don't blame us for the (extremely) low quality of this 64k
      intro :)

Tested Under:

                           No memory managers at all
                                 Himem.Sys only
                           Himem.Sys plus Emm386.Exe
                                   Qemm v8.0

                            Ms-Dos 6.23b Command.Com
                                   4Dos v5.52

       THIS BABY WILL NOT WORK PROPERLY UNDER WINDOWS x.xx (any version)

           IT'S UNTESTED UNDER WINDOWS NT, OS/2 AND DOS-EMU FOR LINUX

      Note: With some efforts, this intro may be converted to a X-Windows
      Application. The first one that will send us a version in binary
      form for a SUN SPARCstation of this intro will win a free drink ! :)

      TBT is made up of (In Alphabetical Order):

                                Active Members:

                       Alcar       Artist
                       Bitstorm    Coder
                       Crusher     Coder
                       Dixan       Musician
                       Flagman     Artist
                       Ice         ASCII
                       Jazzy       Musician
                       Jova        Coder
                       Matley      Musician
                       Spirit      Coder
                       Swan        Coder / Artist / ANSI
                       Tomastik    Musician
                       Terminator  Coder
                       ZioBit      Coder

                  Read also TBT.TXT, included in this package.

Little story behind this one...

      [Crusher Speaks]
    Well, there isn't much to say about this, there's something which has
    some priority :) I'm a 2d Coder, so don't expect some realtime
    phong-shaded rotating torus... But there's something joyful... If you
    listen very carefully to the intro-tune you'll recognize that it has
    three channels only ! (For you unfortunate human being who hadn't a
    Commodore 64: The C64 Sound Chip (SID) was capable to mix only three
    voices, but Commodore got wiser... the Amiga can mix only four voices
    and if the tune has more than four channels they are emulated via
    software. The least powerful Gravis card supports Thirty-Two (32)
    channels by hardware ! ;) Result: C64 was great, the Amiga wasn't as
    much as the former). However, Dixan did a great job there...

    Midas is great, the only two things that aren't so good are the most
    important ones... :( The size... about 30k, and it FUCKS VERTICAL
    RETRACES UP ON MY 386! (But who uses a 386/25 for demo-coding in 1997?
    As Randy/RJ wrote, the real coder is the one who try to make his/her
    routines as fast as possible on extremely slow machines. I think that
    my machine is slow enough to being recognized as a real coder :)))) ) I
    used the timer synchronization routines incuded with Midas, but it
    doesn't care much about my efforts... so say good-bye to smooth
    scrolling on slower machines... With or without them the impressive
    result was the same. So I took it out !

What you'll find here:

     Actually, besides all those beautiful palette tricks, you'll recognize:

     - Old-Style Original Commodore 64 Loading Sequence
     - Old-Style Drunk Ant Simulator [Had you ever seen a shadebob ant???
       :) ]
     - Old-Style Random Shadebobs
     - Old-Style Bouncing Shadebobs
     - Old-Style Bookshelf Simulator
     - Old-Style Bumpmapping
     - Old-Style Bouncing Lens Deforming
     - Old-Style 2x2 Sinus Plasma
     - Old-Style Mode-x tests of mine based on the C64 Baloon
     - Old-Style Mode-x tests of mine based on some fractal madness

            and, of course, the MOST OLD-STYLE THING YOU CAN FIND...

               The ORIGINAL COMMODORE 64 DECRUNCHING BARS(tm) :)
                          (Who needs copper, anyway?)

     If you think that's crap, you must know that if I only wanted to make
     a masterpiece I could rip at least a routine in every demo I got and
     put them all together into this one, so it would be not so crappy...
     Every byte of code you'll see here is made by ME and by ME ONLY. Are
     you starting to appreciate this work ? No ? Then you're a LAMER!!!! :)

Technical info:

    This intro is coded 48% in asm and 52% in pascal. This one was designed
    with mode-x in mind but lazyness won the war, except two battles... the
    one with the scrolling C64 baloon and the one with the scrolling
    mandelbrot... some parts like line-drawing and vga-register stuff are
    heavily optimized (those routines ROAR) and the most CPU-Intensive
    stuff like PhongMap Calculating and 2D Bumpmapping aren't. Facts of
    life, I say. Facts of life, you agree. If you have access to the source
    code you'll think that I'm in love with dynamically allocated memory...
    And you're right, my pascal code is full of New() and Dispose() :) They
    help to keeping the memory requirements to the minimum [I managed to
    let it work in less than 200k!]... I like pointers... ;)

Humorous facts:

    The coder was brought into neurology section in an Italian hospital
    after he was coding the final run of this intro... He started giving
    signals of mental problems after 8 hours facing the horrible truth of
    assembly... He lost his mental sanity... He lost his life... TBT lost a
    coder...

More technical info:

          "The impossible is possible tonight" [The Smashing Pumpkins]

    Maybe we'll release the source code for this intro... until the
    official release try to bribe a TBT member... for example try to bribe
    me at...

                            pippo_baudo_@hotmail.com

       But there are lots of ways to contact who made this masterpiece...

                    For example you can mail the Artist at:

                               p.luca@fastnet.it

                          And how about the musician ?

                              dixan@freenet.hut.fi

                        REMEMBER: ITALIANS DO IT BETTER

Thanks and Greets:

    Crusher must thank someone before the real show begins, and exactly:

    Deathstar                - The magical three letters ('t', 'b', 't')
                               in "Claudia" greets made this entry possible
                               and also shown that...  ITALIANS DO IT
                               BETTER! :) [But 'TBT' should be written in
                               caps...]

    Japotek                  - For being the winner of the Win'95 compo
                               (and the only group who competed)... ;) And
                               for the feedback when we showed LifeTronic
                               before the votation event.

    It-Alien                 - For no apparent reasons. ;)))) I think that
                               you need a 33.6k modem (which was the prize
                               in the multichannel music compo) really
                               badly ;)

    Dr. Kappa / Spyral       - For being a Black Metal listener and for
                               the moral support during the party. 'In
                               Death of Gianni Versace' was great, too bad
                               I'm only a 2d coder :(. I want that phong
                               shaded mushroom ! ;). I didn't believe you
                               won the 1997 Spandimerda Award :))).

    Enfis / Medieval         - For all the stuff he did with TBT (sometimes
                               try to be in a better mood!). Hey, boy, you
                               have some talent and it can be seen a
                               kilometer away. Don't waste that !

    Base8 / NM               - Great NM meeting in Milan, wasn't it ? I
                               hope to see you again as soon as we can. The
                               photos we took will be sent to you to be
                               scanned and put in the Demo Gallery ! Sorry
                               for the mistaken in the credits in the Party
                               Version :( It's already fixed :), ready to
                               be distributed...

    Puni / NM                - Same applies as above but me and Ice are
                               sorry for the failed nocturnal meet. If
                               Base8 had his cellular phone turned on...
                               <g>

    Herion / NM              - Cross your fingers about that joining idea.
                               If you want I will start the NM original
                               assembler course just for you. Please tell
                               me.

    Zero Cool / Tequila      - Our Porntro (Genital Hospital, ovvero Duri
                               a Venire) will rule! [Minchia, sei fuori
                               quanto me! Magari anche di pi... BTW I'll
                               bring to the party site some disks filled
                               with some artwork for the Porntro... :)
                               Please copy me those S. Rita S'Accascia CDs
                               and Tapes ;) People in Milan NEED that for a
                               better living !]

    Corrosion / Darkage      - Great Mod. Too bad it arrived when I already
                               got the Dixan's one. But don't worry, it
                               will be included in LIFETRONIC ][ (Yes,
                               there will be a sequel).

    Voodoo Chile / Darkage   - For the permission to convert 'In Death Of
                               Disco' and for suppling the stuff needed for
                               the conversion.

    Bitstorm / TBT           - For those hints about rotations... ;) Please
                               don't use Fixed Point in C if you want to
                               explain something ! Where have gone the good
                               old (and understandable) floats ?

    Flagman / TBT            - Those pics you drawn were amazing, too bad
                               that in 320x200 or in 160x100 they look so
                               awful :( Next time try 640x480... We aren't
                               in the Amiga scene, so please forget that
                               ugly 640x512 :)

    Ice / TBT                - For his PC which was identical as the main
                               one on the party site...

    Jova / TBT               - For revealing me the secrets about his
                               effects...  And for the great T-Shirt he
                               worn at the party...

    Matley / TBT             - Like Corrosion, your Mod didn't make its
                               way. It was blocked by the solid Dixan Mod
                               which was stuck in the intro. :) But don't
                               worry, I will use your tune REALLY SOON, in
                               a thing you'll like for sure.

    ZioBit / TBT             - Thanks for the fake loader idea... ;) I
                               implemented it as best as I can. Sorry for the
                               borders :( Maybe in Lifetronic ][... And
                               thanks again for the laptop.

    Everyone at the TIG 1997 - You are really cool, especially:

                               Manta/E11, Modem/DKG, Froyd/DS, Randy/RJ and
                               the graphician/coder who got my bumpmapping
                               source and explanations: Junta, I remember,
                               but I'm not sure about that. Please contact
                               me (you know who you are), we in TBT need a
                               graphician...

  Quotes that emerged during the show:

   Killer Loop [Looking at the RIX decoder source]:
          "No ! Great ! You swapped the header bytes ! You're great !"
               [During the fake loading sequence]:
         -"But it should be typed LOAD"...",8,1 !"
  [CRUSH]-"And then why it types RUN at the end ?"
         -"Ok. You're right"

   Pellicus [During the fake loading sequence]:
          "Incredible, exactly emulated ! But those border bars... are they
           in video memory ?"

   Enfis [During the fake loading sequence]:
          "The bars, look at those bars !"

   Randy [After the intro]:
          "It's some kind of a psychological searching into every sceners'
          life. However, it's not pure shit."

   Zero Cool [After the intro]:
          "I looked at the other intros. Yours is definitely better."

   Dr. Kappa [Before the votations]:
          "I liked it, really. Better than Control Unit's one."
          "If Giovanni didn't screw up the first version..."


                          This intro was supported by:


                                All TBT Members

                            All Not Medieval Members

                          All Orgasma Dezigns Members

                           All my Friends in Alghero

                                 Valerio Rondi
                               [My Demo-Supplier]

                                Confetto Falqui
                           [Great shitting sessions]

                        ACE Candeggina and ACE Detersivo
                   [Cleaned the result of shitting sessions]

                                     WC-Net
             [To boldly go where no WC cleaner operated before...]

                             Mr. Sunlight / Photon
                   [Thanks for the Confetto Falqui Texture!]

                                    Doom ][
                 [Better than Quake. What's Quake, anyway ? :)]

                                  Pippo Baudo
                               [The one and only]

                   The engineers who created the Commodore 64
              [For making a Great Computer. Better than a Cray !]

                         AMD, Cyrix, Nexgen and Weitek
                      [Great Processors and Co-Processors]

                                  Yuri Gagarin
                           [For being the first one]

                         Aldrin, Armstrong and Collins
                           [For that little step :)]

                                  John Belushi
                             [Too bad you're dead]

                                  Dan Aykroyd
                           [The other half of Blues]

                                  Chevy Chase

                                   John Candy

                  And all the rest of Saturday Night Live Show

                                   Militello
              [For being the home city of our beloved Pippo Baudo]

                                  Monty Phyton
                                [For president]

                                Rowan Atkinsons
                            [A myth called Mr. Bean]

                              Beavis and Butthead
                                 [Metal Rules!]

                                     Gegia
        [Il mito che faceva la cameriera nei vecchi spots della Lavazza]

                                  Raul Cremona
     [Con la sola imposizione delle mani vi unger la giacca e la cravatta]

                                Cipr & Maresco
                    [The directors of "Lo zio di Brooklyn"]

                                Pappi Corsicato

                                  Woody Allen

                                 John Carpenter

                                Alfred Hitchcock

                                Anthony Perkins
       [Everyone wants to be Norman Bates at least once in their life :)]

                                 Mariano Laurenti
             [Il regista di un'infinit di filmetti trash italiani]

                                Stanley Kubrick
       [Everyone wants a Full Metal Space Odissey of a Clockwork Orange]

                                Arthur C. Clarke

                                  Isaac Asimov

                                 Enrico Ghezzi
                          [We want BLOB for a living!]

                                    Inter FC

                                     Macao

                                 Cindy Crawford

                                Claudia Schiffer

            Vittorio Gassman in "Gassman legge l'esame delle urine"
                                [Tunnel Rules!]

                        TDE [Thompson-Daves-Editor] 4.1

                                    Frontier
 [Try to land on a large gas giant... I did. If you want the savegame tell me!]

                               Edward D. Wood Jr.
                      [Plan Nine From Outer Space RULES!]

                             #Gayitalia IRC Channel
      [Great Floods! If you want to flood a channel give this one a try!]

                              Elvis Aaron Presley
        [Nothing to say about this one. Everything would be in excess.]

                                  The Beatles
                           [For being what they were]

                             The Smashing Pumpkins
                    "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness"

                                   Kaos Lord
                                "Catch the fear"

                                Cradle of Filth
                       "The Principle of evil made flesh"

                                    Arcturus
                            "Aspera hiems symfonia"

                                   Candlemass
                          "Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"

                                  Fear Factory
                                "Demanufacture"

                                 The Offspring
                                    "Smash"

                                     Wotan
                                 "Thunderstorm"

                                    Obituary
                                "Cause of death"

                                    Nirvana
                                   "In utero"

                                   Pearl Jam
                                     "Ten"

                                  Sonic Youth
                   "Experimental jet-set, trash and no star"

                                      Korn
                                "Life is peachy"

                                    Deicide
                             "Once upon the cross"

                                  Bolt Thrower
                               "The IVth crusade"

                                   Green Day
                                    "Dookie"

                                The Cranberries
                               "No need to argue"

                                  Bad Religion

                                   Metallica
                                 "Kill'em all"

                                  Iron Maiden
                                   "Killers"

                                  Soundgarden
                                 "Superunknown"

                                 Marilyn Manson
                             "Antichrist superstar"

                                    Prozac +

                                     R.E.M.
                                 "Out of Time"

                                    Punkreas
                              "Paranoia e Potere"

                                  Silverchair
                                  "Frogstomp"

                                   Exploited
                                "Punks not dead"

                                  Sex Pistols
                             "Anarchy in the U.K."

                                   Clawfinger
                                "Use your brain"

                                 Adrenalin O.D.
                            "Humungusfungousamongus"

                                    Pantera
                              "Cowboys from hell"

                                  Machine Head

                                  Channel Zero

                              Anti Nowhere League
                              "We are the league"

                                  Turbominchia
                              "Nato per trombare"

                                  Foo Fighters
                           "The colour and the shape"

                                 Faith No More
                     "King for a day, fool for a lifetime"

                                Nine Inch Nails
                               "Quake soundtrack"

                               Dark Tranquillity
                                 "The gallery"

                                     Death
                                    "Human"

                                   The Clash

                                  Morbid Angel
                                  "Domination"

                                    Sinister
                                     "Hate"

                                     Mayhem
                                  "Deathcrush"

                                Christian Death
                "Jesus Christ proudly presents Christian Death"

                                   Testament
                                   "Demonic"

                                   Sepultura
                                    "Arise"

                                    Manowar
                               "Hail to England"

                             Red Hot Chili Peppers

                                     Slayer
                                  "The undead"

                               Frankie Hi-NRG MC
                                 "Verba Manent"

                                   Pestilence
                                   "Spheres"

                                  Celtic Frost
                             "The emperor's return"

                                    Megadeth
                       "Peace sells... but who's buying?"

                                  Metal Church

                                   Helloween

                                    Kreator

                                The Gravediggers

                                   Possessed

                                     Rancid
                           "And out came the wolves"

                                     Bjork

                                     No Fx

                               The Dead Kennedys

                                     Fluffy

                                 Gravity Kills

                                   Raw Power

                                     Danzig

                                  Time Machine

                                      Gun

                                Alice in Chains

                                       L7

                                    Ramones

                                     Crass

                                      Beck
                                 "Mellon Gold"

                             Elio e le storie tese
                     "Esco dal mio corpo e ho molta paura"

                          Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

                                 Black Sabbath

                                   Radiohead

                                  Meat Puppets

                                    Bathlord

                                 Mercyful Fate
                             "Don't break the oath"

                                    Misfits
                                "Walk among us"

                                 Blessed Death
                              "Kill or be killed"

                                  Hallow's Eve
                              "Death and insanity"

                               Type 'O' Negative

                                    Coroner
                                    "R.I.P."

                                   Gamma Ray

                                   Hammerfall
                              "Glory to the brave"

                                     Voivod

                                  Stratovarius

                         The Rocky Horror Picture Show

                              2001 A Space Odyssey

                               A Clockwork Orange

                               Full Metal Jacket

                             Jesus Christ Superstar

                                  Space Balls
                                 [The Film :)]

                                     Psycho
                                 [The Film :)]

                               Star Wars Trilogy

                                 Alien Trilogy

                                Porky's Trilogy

                                Johnny Mnemonic
                           [Go, go Cyber-Rangers ;)]

                                 The Terminator
     ["Fuck You Asshole" - one of the sixteen lines of Terminator's speech]

                          Terminator 2 - Judgement Day

                                 Trainspotting

                                 Kakkientruppen

                                   I Pompieri

                         I Pompieri 2 - Missione Eroica

  La prima notte del Dottor Danieli, industriale col complesso del giocattolo

                           Un vichingo venuto dal sud

          Dottor Costante Nicosia Demoniaco, ovvero Dracula in Brianza
                                 [Great bell!]

                             Vado a vivere da solo
                   [Try the WC connected to the Juke-Box! :)]

                         La schiava io ce l'ho e tu no

                                  Il Domestico

                        All'onorevole piacciono le donne

                             All the Z-Movies I saw

                                  Andy Warhol
                           [4 Marilyns. Marvellous!]

                                   MTV Europe
                      [For some Metal programs and videos]

                                    Nutella
                          [Copyright (c) 1900 Ferrero]
                  -> See also: Che mondo sarebbe senza Nutella? <-

                                      Beer
             [Those nice 33cl bottles :) Especially... Adelscott!]

                                 Alvaro Vitali
           [Pierino will always have some room for him in our hearts]

                                   Lino Banfi
                    [Sembra un cesso... ed in effetti lo !]

                                 Lando Buzzanca

                                 Enzo Cannavale

                                Renzo Montagnani

                                Roberto Benigni

                              Gianfranco D'Angelo

                           I Gatti di Vicolo Miracolo

                                    Bombolo
                            [Me so rotto li cojoni!]

                                 Franco Franchi
                     [Ciiiiiiicciooooo! A schifiu finisti!]

                                Ciccio Ingrassia
                              [Esorciccio forever]

                                  Renzo Arbore
                            [E lo fai con la moka!]

                       "Pizzas: Pugliese, Bologna, Merda"
                     [An Italian restaurant in Birmingham]

                                 Giorgio Ariani

                                  Lino Toffolo
                        [The guy who invented red wine]

                                  Tomas Milian
                            [Merda alla parmigiana]

                                 Nutella spots
                        [Girgio e la squadra di basket]

                  Il mercatone dell'arredamento di Fizzonasco

                        Zafferano 3 cuochi's spot actors

                         Zafferano Leprotto spot child
                                [That's 40 now]

                           Non ci credi se non vedi,
                           non ci vedi se non credi,
                            euroarredi, euroarredi!
                        [Copyright (c) 1980 Euroarredi]

                        Vieni in moto o in carrozzella,
                       ma vieni a Biella, vieni a Biella!
                         [Copyright (c) 1985 Aiazzone]

                        Birra Moretti, Viva la sincerit
                       [Copyright (c) 1993 Birra Moretti]

                              Galleria del mobile

                                 Sergio Baracco
          [Vi vendo anche mia madre insieme a questo stupendo anello]

                                Roberto da Crema
                                 [Asma rulez!]

                                  Amerika Star

                                  Monica Sport

                                  Wanna Marchi

                                Stefania Marchi

                     And their brazilian teacher of life...
  [Please press the numbers slooooowly or the main phone line will collapse!]

                                  Sandra Milo
                  [Ciiiiiiiro, Ciiiiiiiiro! Dove sei? Oddio!]

                     All sexy shops around the globe like:

                                 - Magic America

                                 - Harem Video

                                 - Privat

                                 - Center Tab

                                 - Happy Time

                                  Simona Valli
                      [E i suoi articoli in puro lattce]

                 and everyone who makes trash on Italian TV...



  But there was something and someone which didn't support this intro much...



                                   My Parents

                                     Intel

                                      ATM

                                       FS

                              Whirpool Productions
                            [Especially the singer]

                                   Daft Punk

                                   Albertino

                                    Molella

                                    Fargetta

                                      Nek

                                  Jesus Christ
          [The original. Piss only on the real one, forget imitations]

                                      Gala

                                     Discos
           [Detio/DNG was right... Smash them up and show no mercy!]

                                    Prodigy

                                   Underworld

                             The Chemical Brothers

                                     Fluke

                             Future Sound Of London

                                   Kraftwerk

                                    Orbital

                                 Pet Shop Boys

                                   Take That

                                    Boyzone

                                Backstreet Boys

             Fear Factory's shittiest album called "Remanufacture"

                                   The Course

                                Michael Jackson
                                   [V.M. 18]

                                  Articolo 31

                                   Sottotono

                                  Emilio Fede

                               Silvio Berlusconi

                                 Mike Bongiorno

                                Fabrizio Frizzi

                                 Paolo Bonolis

                        Giampiero "Bisteccone" Galeazzi

                                    AC Milan

                                Gianfranco Fini

                                 Federico Pomi
   [Con la sola apertura della bocca vi sporcher le mutande ed i pantaloni!]

                                Franco Petracchi

                                 Umberto Bossi

                                  Mario Gissi

                                 Maria Frisina

                                 Paola Foresti

                                  Enrico Gaeta

                            Carboni Ingegner Roberto

                                   Windows 95

                                  My 386sx/25
      [Windows 3.1 run also on 286's. On my PC it doesn't work!!!! Shit!]

                           General Protection Faults
        [On my PC they happen 18.2 times a second during Protected Mode]

                               Gay [male] People

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Ending comments plus ending quote:

    Yeah, this one sucks really... no apparent design, no new effects but
    all that old-style stuff for a tribute to an old-style machine like our
    beloved C-64. Well, I think that I'm the prophet for a return of
    old-style in demos. Maybe not this year, nor the next one, but sooner
    or later IT WILL RETURN [Probably I'll be already out of the scene and
    remembering the old times, with my wife and my children]. So be
    prepared... and delete those crappy gouraud fillers :). Everyone wants
    to see a Lambert-Shaded Texture-Mapped Polygon routine above a voxel
    running smoothly on a ZX81 before closing the eyes for the last time...

      "All these years they've tried to break you to your knees
       Anger scours right through your veins
       Now it's time to put an end to all the lies
       Now it's time to take control of your life"

                        Fear Factory, "Self Bias Resistor"

                               Desperately yours,
                                 Crusher / TBT

              "Back off man, I'm a scientist" - Dr. Peter Venkman

                 "ITALIANS DO IT BETTER" - Every italian scener
