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 Hall of fame <BeOS!>
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 Here's a collection of some very interressting articles about BeOS!
 read them! they're very strange, exciting and keeeeeewl ;)......
 I marked those which i liked the most with a "!"....

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    27 April - 1 May, 1998: 
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      ! -Gates to BeOS: You're Too Powerful 
        -Balance Of Power Shifts In High-Stakes Poker Game 
        -Be Employee Takes A Nap 
        -BeOS Factoid Central 
      ! -BeOS Delayed Release Of Windows 98 

    20 April - 24 April, 1998: 
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        -BeOS Solves Mystery Of The Loch Ness Monster 
        -Steve Jobs Leading Secret Life as BeOS Developer 
        -BeOS Powerful Query Ability Changes Lives 
        -More Evidence Supporting BeOS N64 Port 
      ! -Bill Gates Switches To BeOS After Win98 Comdex Crash 
        -Work on DOS/Windows Runtime Environment Stalled 

    13 April - 18 April, 1998: 
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      ! -First Step of Nintendo 64 Port? 
      ! -BeOS Will Be Ported To N64 Platform 
        -BeOS Performs Under "Extreme Conditions" 
        -Chelsea Brings BeOS To The White House 
      ! -Famous Gorilla Becomes BeOS User 
        -BeOS Targeted In Microsoft "Astroturf" Campaign 
      ! -BeOS Originated In Message Implanted In Human Genes 

    6 April - 10 April, 1998: 
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        -Primitive Volcanic Gods Choose BeOS Over Windows 
        -Be Inc. Commandos Take Sony Headquarters By Storm 
        -Mir Space Station: BeOS Inside 
        -Dilbert Adopts BeOS 
        -Elvis Presley Returns To Write BeWare 

    30 March - 3 April, 1998: 
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        -BeOS Drives US Stock Market To Record Levels 
        -Andy Grove To Make BeOS His Life's Work 
      ! -Use Be, Live Longer 
      ! -Bill Gates Wipes Out Windows 98 
        -BeOS Rescues Family From Bitter Breakup 
        -BeOS Dominates Future OS Market 

    23 March - 27 March, 1998: 
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        -BeOS Deprograms Cult Victims 
        -Software Pirates Set Sights On BeOS 
        -Be Inc. Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize 
      ! -President Clinton Continues African BeOS Promotional Tour 
        -Oscar Winners Sing Praises of BeOS 
        -Vice President Al Gore Among Surprise Guests at BeDC 

    16 March - 20 March, 1998: 
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        -Be Dope Special Diva On-The-Scene Reporter Checks In 
        -BeDC Crowd Revs Up For Conference 
        -Another Reason to Choose the BeOS: Privacy 
      ! -Be: OS of the Jedi 
        -BeOS Proposed As OS For Lunar Base 

    9 March - 13 March, 1998: 
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        -BeOS Image Morphing Software Adopted By Diverse Industries 
        -Upcoming BeOS Titles Coded By Developer's Parakeet 
      ! -Construction Complete on High-Security Be Engineer Complex 
      ! -Paleontologists Advance New Theory For Extinction of Dinosaurs 
        -Jean-Louis Gasse To Record "Duets" Album With Bob Dylan 
        -BeOS: To Russia, With Love 
        -Disgruntled Pentium Chips Urge Owners to Install New BeOS 

    2 March - 6 March, 1998: 
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    !!! -Microsoft Issues Warning About New Virus 
        -Be T-shirts Outperform Traditional T-shirts 
        -Be Inc. Disproves Theory of Software Release 
        -Gates Highlights BeOS in Senate Testimony 
        -BeOS Makes Waves In Marine Mammal Research 
        -BeOS R3 Hijacker Foiled By Be Employees 

    23 February - 27 February, 1998: 
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        -Gasse to World: "I Will Eat A Bug" 
        -BeOS Focus of Final "Seinfeld" Episode 
        -PixelWizard Hit With Unexpected Delays 
      ! -Mario, Yoshi, Make the Move to BeOS 
        -Praises Sang for BeOS Were Foretold in Ancient Prophesies 

    16 February - 20 February, 1998: 
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      ! -Popular BeOS Software Increases Brain Activity, Productivity 
        -NSA Does Not Declare BeOS Responsible for Technological Breakthroughs 
    !!! -God Switches to BeOS As Gates Does Deal With the Devil 
        -BeOS' Nerdkill Saves Lives, Study Shows 
        -Engineers Battle at Be Inc. Headquarters 
        -PETA to File Lawsuit Against Apple Computer, Inc. 
        -BeOS Will Be Used In March 3rd Senate Hearing 

    9 February - 13 February, 1998: 
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      ! -Stephen Hawking Uses BeOS to Redefine Quantum Mechanics 
        -BeOS Brings Endangered Species Back From Brink of Extinction 
        -Disaster Narrowly Averted at SD '98 
        -Iraq Admits Defeat When Confronted with BeOS 
        -BMessage Source Discovered in Mu Andromeda Region 

    29 January - 6 February, 1998: 
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      ! -BeOS Disqualifies Olympic Athlete from Competition 
      ! -Congress Looks to Ban New BeOS Application 
      ! -Artificial Intelligence Program Runs Wild at Be, Inc. 
        -Secret Origin of Jean-Louis Gasse Revealed in Top-level Meeting 
        -Calvin Klein Ad Campaign Part of Be Extremists' Plot 
        -Be Dope Launches Visionary "Banner Campaign" 
        -MacOSRumors Site to Post Rumors, Sources Say 
      ! -Tibetan Monks Replace Meditation Bells with SineClock 2.0 
        -DOJ Special Investigator Victim of "Crippled" Windows OS

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